Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Yeah, me too.

[rottencod]

My post count is low, but that means nothing.  Compared to me you are all noobs, and it is for that reason that i have brought you a new set of rules, which will supercede everything so far babbled about in this inane thread.

1. If you hate the number 23, then you must force yourself to use it at least three times per day as a matter of overcoming your own fears.

2. If you worship the Principia Discordia, follow through with that.  But use a condom for Christ's sake, because not everybody at the public library enjoys the Surprise Spunk gag.

3. Otherwise, whatever.

[AFK]

1.  23, 23, 23

2.  What about the rhythm method?

3.  yup

[rottencod]

1.  23, 23, 23

2.  What about the rhythm method?

3.  yup

1. You fail: admitting hatred of the sacred 23.  Non-troo.  Discommunicated.
2. Assfuckery will get you off but it will not get you off the hook.
3. n/a

[AFK]

1.   
2.
3.
:pow:

[rottencod]

3.
2.
1.
ESPLOSION


rottencod,
wears the pance of troof in this place.

[the dreadful hours]

I have the pance of poomp.  true story.

[saint aini]

Whatever.

Go dig a grave and die.

[rottencod]

Whatever.

Go dig a grave and die.

Infidelity will get you everywhere with me.


-pope rottencod,
Has nothing to do with the PD.

[Jasper]

Brevity is a good start.  Now try relevance.

[St. Tabby the Mad]

Attention, N00bs:  You might want to read this.

*sigh* I read it, but didn't want to. It needs more T&A. More T&A!



~St. Tabby

[Jasper]

*Tries to think about it*

Uh...

Tits and ass?

[Payne]

tentacles and asshats

[ReapingWildOats]

A) The OP fucking rules
B) I like Crowley but detest all of his followers, kind of like Jesus
3) I second whoever said that http://23ae.com is the place to experiment with novice Discordianism. This is advanced Discordianism, because everyone on here is jaded from talking to other Discordians and realizing they're assholes.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A) The OP fucking rules
B) I like Crowley but detest all of his followers, kind of like Jesus
3) I second whoever said that http://23ae.com is the place to experiment with novice Discordianism. This is advanced Discordianism, because everyone on here is jaded from talking to other Discordians and realizing they're assholes.

Absolutely.

Bye now.