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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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Cramulus

#405
June 06, 2007, 01:59:38 PM
Quote from: rottencod on April 11, 2007, 05:20:50 PM
2. If you worship the Principia Discordia, follow through with that.  But use a condom for Christ's sake, because not everybody at the public library enjoys the Surprise Spunk gag.

"lick here, you may be one of the lucky 25"

that girl

#406
June 07, 2007, 09:00:44 PM
uh ...

what's a discordian?
insane american gypsy expat type.  writer.

and stuff.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#407
June 07, 2007, 09:39:07 PM
I'm not sure but I'm fairly certain I don't really care enough to find out.

that girl

#408
June 07, 2007, 09:40:29 PM
broken accordian.
insane american gypsy expat type.  writer.

and stuff.

that girl

#409
June 07, 2007, 09:41:22 PM
[/silly moment]
insane american gypsy expat type.  writer.

and stuff.

Lies

#410
June 08, 2007, 09:50:14 AM
Quote from: that girl on June 07, 2007, 09:00:44 PM
uh ...

what's a discordian?

A confused Concordian.
Srsly.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#411
June 08, 2007, 10:01:10 AM
A cynic with a weird sense of humor, at least some are.

I'd amend that to "The kind I can stand for a new york minute are."

East Coast Hustle

#412
June 08, 2007, 08:55:55 PM
yeah.

thank fuck we're not like those "taoist with an inability to sit still" discordians.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Discord

#413
June 08, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
Didnt think this fred is actually worth reading until now when i clicked it by accident ^^

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#414
June 08, 2007, 10:04:55 PM
Quote from: Discord on June 08, 2007, 09:01:03 PM
Didnt think this fred is actually worth reading until now when i clicked it by accident ^^


dont click me.

navkat

#415
June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#416
June 09, 2007, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

Lesson #1 of Advanced Discordianism,Ñ¢:  Anyone tries to intimidate you, kick 'em in the nads.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

that girl

#417
June 09, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
<noted>

i was seriously being sarcastic ... but tanks for thee ansewrs.

and stuff.
insane american gypsy expat type.  writer.

and stuff.

PopeTom

#418
June 09, 2007, 10:29:43 AM
Quote from: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

I have always firmly believed that life is really all about bumping into shit then, eventually, dieing.

You'll be good
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Thurnez Isa

#419
June 09, 2007, 12:33:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2007, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: navkat on June 09, 2007, 02:01:35 AM
I'm seriously afraid to post here now.

I don't know fuck-all about "advanced discordianism," I'm just happy to go along, bumping into shit like I always have knowing that there are people in the world who aren't going to damn me to hell for it.

Lesson #1 of Advanced Discordianism™:  Anyone tries to intimidate you, kick 'em in the nads.

thats also lesson #2 and #3
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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