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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2005, 04:13:37 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#420
June 10, 2007, 07:06:05 AM
Lesson #4:  If someone kicks you in the nads, stop trying to intimidate them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

navkat

#421
June 10, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
If someone continues to kick you in the nads after you've stopped trying to intimidate them, isn't it safe to say that it's time to pick yr dick up out of the dirt and start making them run for their life again?

Darth Cupcake

#422
June 10, 2007, 05:05:29 PM
Lesson #5: Always wear a titanium cup when posting on this board.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

The Good Reverend Roger

#423
June 10, 2007, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: navkat on June 10, 2007, 01:21:09 PM
If someone continues to kick you in the nads after you've stopped trying to intimidate them, isn't it safe to say that it's time to pick yr dick up out of the dirt and start making them run for their life again?

Yes.  Absolutely. 

Nobody has to take any shit around here.  People WILL keep trying to give it to you, though.

Heh.  Just wait til I'm out of MY good mood.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#424
June 10, 2007, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on June 10, 2007, 05:05:29 PM
Lesson #5: Always wear a titanium cup when posting on this board.


Yup, and have the ballgag at the ready, too...

SBCU

#425
June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?
Es ist soweit ich bin bereit
Der schlaechter schreit ich bin soweit
Es ist soweit ich bin bereit
Kein weib mehr schreit in ewigkeit

The Good Reverend Roger

#426
June 10, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?


Unnng.

UNNNNNNNG....
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

SBCU

#427
June 10, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
Es ist soweit ich bin bereit
Der schlaechter schreit ich bin soweit
Es ist soweit ich bin bereit
Kein weib mehr schreit in ewigkeit

The Good Reverend Roger

#428
June 10, 2007, 09:16:27 PM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
Unnng.

UNNNNNNNG....

All together now!

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

TGRR,
Thinks he might have been a little too optimistic about this new crop of noobs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#429
June 10, 2007, 09:34:54 PM
There's always what look to be a 15 percent chance of a dud.

You can't win 'em all.
This space for rent.

navkat

#430
June 10, 2007, 11:06:45 PM Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 12:33:37 AM by navkat
As an aside:
did anyone else get this in their PM inbox here (NSFW):
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HQ/HR/NS/AYSEAUHSYXBM.jpg?

I think that pic just changed my life.


Edit: NSFW@4:34PM Pacific time

Jenne

#431
June 11, 2007, 12:26:16 AM
Ahem...not safe for work...

navkat

#432
June 11, 2007, 12:35:04 AM
Quote from: Jenne on June 11, 2007, 12:26:16 AM
Ahem...not safe for work...

Werd.

Fixed.

Jenne

#433
June 11, 2007, 12:35:41 AM
;)  Thankee. 

B_M_W

#434
June 11, 2007, 01:17:45 AM
Quote from: SBCU on June 10, 2007, 09:04:02 PM
Cuts of his nads... I'm free! And a little dies inside of him. More dies over the years and in the end he lives the life of a hermit. Well, got to do something for my dear Eris right?

WTF IS this shit?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.
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