Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.

[East Coast Hustle]

And we all appreciate your efforts, Roger.

However, I think you may have to let this one go (srsly, he used an anime smiley).

Fuck anime and fuck you.

Even Cowboy Bebop?

that was a good one...

ESPECIALLY COWBOY FUCKING BEBOP!

fixed!

[guest7654]

Which one was the one where the sweet little schizo was a prostitute at night?

[Mourning Star]

Which one was the one where the sweet little schizo was a prostitute at night?

LOLWUT?

[guest7654]

Twas an anime that came on around the time of Cowboy Bebop, she would go all multi-personality and whore herself out, then freak out the next day wondering what the hell happened.

[Richter]

Twas an anime that came on around the time of Cowboy Bebop, she would go all multi-personality and whore herself out, then freak out the next day wondering what the hell happened.

Paranoia Agent.
It came a few years after Cowboy Bebop.
Unless multiple personality schoolteacher / call girls are common in animu these days (honestly would be no suprise)

(Protip: Multiple personalities = Dissociative Identity Disorder.  Very dif. from Schizophrenia)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Ahhh, Paranoia Agent..

"The Children are beautiful Mushroom Clouds in the Sky" - best line ever from a theme song!

[Richter]

"In the afternoon of ravens eating garbarge in an alley"

Agreed
If you anglicized the opening sequence, it would be akin to Tom and Jerry cheering on a collapsing WTC.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was only kidding at the beginning of this thread. 

What you should do is quote bits of the PD, because most of us here have never heard YOU do so, and you probably do it better than the 5000 or so people who did it before you.

Also, you should make an effort to "jake the jakers".  That hasn't been done yet.

Remember to reference your pineal gland as often as possible.

And remember that Thornley quotes never stop being funny, and that most of us don't know anything about his bizarre life, so make sure to tell us all about it.

[PopeTom]

What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

[Mourning Star]

What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...

INTENDED SARCASM ITT 

[Mourning Star]

What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...

INTENDED SARCASM ITT 

no sarcasm and no troll

we are SUPER SERIAL!

[PopeTom]

What about the JFK assassination?

Can they talk endlessly about Discordianism's role in the Kennedy Assassination?

I really think that they should...

Cool, I think Eris had Kennedy killed because that fucker stood her up to go bang Marilyn Monroe.  He may have been a clever man but he didn't pay any attention in his Greek mythology class and was unaware there is no such fury as Eris scorned.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

ITT: I point out the fact that you missed a chance to throw in an easy Marilyn Monroe suicide joke.

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

also noobs are illiterate