Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.

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Boozer

#555
May 04, 2008, 05:00:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 04, 2008, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 09:39:43 AM
Anybody who spends thirty something pages on how n00bs or noobs or whatever should act here or on any forum needs to really reconsider there life goals. PS: Natural Ice fucks you up.

Anybody that proudly identifies themselves with alcoholism needs to really reconsider there (sic) life goals.

That is correct sir.

Boozer

#556
May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#557
May 04, 2008, 05:04:11 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.

Apparently, you have mistaken this for a religion that gives a fuck about what happens to you.

Please take your personal problems to someone that cares.

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Boozer

#558
May 04, 2008, 05:05:37 PM
You obviously do, sir.

The Good Reverend Roger

#559
May 04, 2008, 05:07:33 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:05:37 PM
You obviously do, sir.

Do not mistake generic hate-shitting for concern about your wellbeing.

That is all.

You may now return to your stupid little alt games.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#560
May 04, 2008, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Boozer on May 04, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
I was hoping you guys could help me with that.

Try AA.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Idem

#561
May 04, 2008, 07:23:34 PM
:emo:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#562
May 04, 2008, 10:13:46 PM
oh gawd.
gimme a break
:roll:

Adios

#564
May 04, 2008, 11:23:17 PM
Please see my sig.

kthxbye

Sri Managahela Kalliflower

#565
May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

Idem

#566
May 05, 2008, 02:38:02 AM
Bush hijack alt.

Nast

#567
May 05, 2008, 05:07:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Joan on May 05, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
Really, the only reason I am here is that I like seeing my Pope name in a forum.  Otherwise, what is the point?  I'm not going to learn anything more about Discoridianism from anyone here.  I can see I might learn more about grilled cheese sandwiches or RPG games, but I had enough of that when I used to work for Gary Gygax.  It's not that I'm saying I know it all, or that no one here knows anything about the subject, but thats not the way it works.  I'll drop in once in a while and see how you are all doing at it and maybe if I have something useful to do here, I'll do it.  We shall see. 

We'll probably be making grilled cheese and furiously jacking off into our embroidered D&D socks depicting a gray ooze violating the ruptured anal walls of a copper dragon, in the mean time.

Every community has its funny little ways.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

bones

#568
May 05, 2008, 02:21:04 PM
Hey, this is my first post, but since we're on the subject of what we're sick of having to see over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again....

You've been here for years, I've only been here for two hours and i'm already sick of signatures that include clever little .gif animations that seem to be on every page about twenty-three times.. I mean, well done making Tom Cruise Hubbard kill Oprah Winfrey, or making some dumb bitch's eyes glow and mouth shoot lightn....

oh sorry, wouldn't want you to have to clean up my blood.

never mind. only joking.

ps. i love you all.
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Cain

#569
May 05, 2008, 02:22:33 PM
Right click "block image".

Or you can turn off sigs in your profile options.
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