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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #750 on: March 10, 2009, 08:29:27 am »
ok so plan c isnt going as good as we had hoped
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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #751 on: March 10, 2009, 02:04:24 pm »
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.

I always took you for a refined Squab under glass kind of guy...

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #752 on: March 11, 2009, 12:35:49 am »
can we demand a sacrifice from them?

A human one, right?  I can't speak for everyone, but I'm not gonna settle for a fucking pigeon.

I always took you for a refined Squab under glass kind of guy...

 :lulz: :lulz:

sorry couldn't say it with a straight face...

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #753 on: April 20, 2009, 01:11:43 am »
whats potato minus 5? :?

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #754 on: April 20, 2009, 01:14:32 am »
whats potato minus 5? :?

NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.   :argh!:
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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #755 on: April 20, 2009, 01:27:49 am »
whats potato minus 5? :?

I know what it's not, and the answer to that is "funny, clever, or even remotely original".
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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #756 on: April 23, 2009, 02:53:18 pm »
tit wank lolroflamo in your face thing gonna pwn u n00bs with my 1337 hax, roxors boxers omg

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #757 on: April 23, 2009, 03:20:44 pm »
oh for fuck's sake

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #758 on: April 23, 2009, 03:33:30 pm »
 :omg:

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #759 on: April 23, 2009, 03:35:51 pm »
Aww c'mon, who doesn't like a good tit wank every now and again? 
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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #760 on: April 23, 2009, 03:39:02 pm »
You wife has gotten friskier, hasn't she?

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #761 on: April 23, 2009, 03:45:28 pm »
My wife always likes to have some cream of tartar on her spice rack.   :wink:

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #762 on: May 13, 2009, 05:51:00 pm »
*sigh*

OK, look, [INSERT NEW USER NAME HERE].

Well, first, hi.  Welcome to our forum.  Thank you for taking the time to sign up and contribute to our community.  I have a couple of questions I'd like to ask, if I may?

Is there any particular reason you are writing out gibberish posts right now?  Because I'm afraid to say they are not very funny, nor especially interesting.  Maybe that is not the aim, in which case perhaps you could educate me as to what you hope to achieve?  Because I can tell you right now, if your noise/signal ratio continues to be this low, you are going to be met by indifference at best, and maybe even hostility.

Now, you may think "that's not a very Discordian attitude", but that, I am afraid, is a mistake.  We here like fun and joking around as much as anyone.  However, a usual precondition of that is to actually communicate intelligibly with each other.  We've seen people who exclusively post nonsense, or cut-ups, or word salads (usually very poorly) before now, and to be honest, its neither terribly exciting or interesting.

I'd like to think you have something to bring to the site, but unfortunately, proving that is rather tricky right now.  Please don't prove me wrong?

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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #763 on: July 03, 2009, 04:56:29 am »
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:
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Re: Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« Reply #764 on: July 03, 2009, 05:30:11 pm »
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.