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Pope Lurpho Lurpho

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A new Discordian novel!
« on: September 25, 2003, 07:43:56 pm »
Aloha, fellow seekers of the Sacred Chao! None of you know me, but I wanted to let you all know that my debut novel, AXIS MUNDI SUM, has been published by Invisible College Press. Why should you know this? Allow me to explain.

1. A chunk of the book takes place in a Discordian pocket dimension, ruled by yours truly, and Our Lady of Chaos makes her presence known.

2. It's as funny as a monkey wearing a fez and smoking a bowl of Northern Lights!

3. A fellow Discordian wrote it.

4. Um...

5. If you buy this book, Eris will come to you one evening when you're sitting around doing nothing and give you a peck on the cheek!

Really, I need all the help I can get, and I think everyone would dig it. If you've got questions, email me at the address below.

Thanks, folks, and may High Weirdness envelop you!

Pope Lurpho Lurpho, the Multitudinous Caliph of Isum/D.A. Smith
http://www.invispress.com/AMS
http://www.axismundisum.com
dave@axismundisum.com

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Re: A new Discordian novel!
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2004, 10:35:29 pm »
Quote from: Pope Lurpho Lurpho
Aloha, fellow seekers of the Sacred Chao! None of you know me, but I wanted to let you all know that my debut novel, AXIS MUNDI SUM, has been published by Invisible College Press. Why should you know this? Allow me to explain.

1. A chunk of the book takes place in a Discordian pocket dimension, ruled by yours truly, and Our Lady of Chaos makes her presence known.

2. It's as funny as a monkey wearing a fez and smoking a bowl of Northern Lights!

3. A fellow Discordian wrote it.

4. Um...

5. If you buy this book, Eris will come to you one evening when you're sitting around doing nothing and give you a peck on the cheek!

Really, I need all the help I can get, and I think everyone would dig it. If you've got questions, email me at the address below.

Thanks, folks, and may High Weirdness envelop you!

Pope Lurpho Lurpho, the Multitudinous Caliph of Isum/D.A. Smith
http://www.invispress.com/AMS
http://www.axismundisum.com
dave@axismundisum.com
1 pocket dimension?!?!?... not interested
2.not really that funny.
3. might check it out
4. er...
5. this already happens
 

two out of five.... ah hell why not.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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A new Discordian novel!
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2004, 09:48:59 pm »
1. ummm...

2. that excerpt wasn't funny. sorry dude.

3. that excerpt was't just 'not-funny' it sounded like you were
doing a shitty job trying to impersonate doug adams' Dirk Gently
stories.

4. i read of no monkey in a fez smoking a bowl of northern lights.

5. ummm?

in conclusion, the answer is no. otherwise, i'd go with pudding.

any chance you can post an excerpt from your book that isn't unfunny?

i mean, you know, show us what you got, and whatnot
Ya' stupid Yank.