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Rev Roger Rant#1: Roger Gets His Slack Back.
« on: September 09, 2005, 02:12:03 am »
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Rev Roger Rant#1: Roger Gets His Slack Back.
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2005, 03:48:25 am »

SUBTITLES, MAN!

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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 04:08:08 am »
SUBTITLES, MAN!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 04:18:37 am »
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SUBTITLES, MAN!

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Rev Roger Rant#1: Roger Gets His Slack Back.
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 06:14:55 pm »
nicely done, rog.

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« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2005, 06:44:54 pm »
SO I was reading a book in a "common" area and someone was watching a sitcom... these dirty hicks on the show starting talking about rearranging letters on a sign... good mental exercises all around I look up to see what letters they are useing... when one of them makes the comment ' Kind of funny that we got hired to watch this car lot."

turns out they were hired specificaly to watch the car lot to stop people from rearranging the letters on the sign because they rearranged the letters on the sign now add this to the ( something witty about the movie "Fight Club")and we have a great atmosphere for OM ( not to be confused with something from the movie "fight Club")

I, of course, will never watch that show again ( as I didn't catch the name and found most of the humor to be just awefull). so in summery... not only can The Machine(tm) not guard all the two-by-fours it is a funny idea to make sure that "WE" are the ones guarding the two-by-fours.

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 11:25:29 pm »
THE GOOD REVEREND UNDERSTANDS THE BUDDHA NATURE! 10 TUMMIES OF 10!
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2005, 12:26:51 am »
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damn yo

i almost got excited
neat hell

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 12:30:58 am »
YOU MUST INVIGORATE YOUR BUDDHA NATURE! OOH! TIME FOR US TO SWIM INTO THE PLEASURABLE COMPANY OF NICE SMELLING HUMAN NEIGHBORS! GOODBYE TO YOU! REMEMBER YOUR BUDDHA NATURE!
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2005, 12:56:39 am »
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... not only can The Machine(tm) not guard all the two-by-fours it is a funny idea to make sure that "WE" are the ones guarding the two-by-fours.


Whoa.

I like the way you think.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2005, 01:43:55 am »
in les than two months, I will find myself in control of the manufacture and allocation of a small pile of the proverbial "two by fours".

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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2005, 01:54:54 am »
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in les than two months, I will find myself in control of the manufacture and allocation of a small pile of the proverbial "two by fours".

 :twisted:


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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2005, 02:10:55 am »
nah. they won't bother with me until I'm a US senator, which probably won't be for another 15-20 years.

 8)
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2005, 02:12:25 am »
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nah. they won't bother with me until I'm a US senator, which probably won't be for another 15-20 years.

 8)


Nope.  YUO, they're gonna nip in the bud.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2005, 02:20:06 am »
are you kidding?

I'm a registered Republican here. they think I'm the new blood of the "movement".

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