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Rev Roger Rant #3: Why I killed Paul McCartney

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 10, 2005, 09:34:48 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 10, 2005, 09:34:48 PM
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#1
September 10, 2005, 11:16:32 PM
not only do I think that the REAL Paul McCartney would do a duet with Jacko, I think he would have considered it a brilliant artistic decision.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
September 10, 2005, 11:48:18 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlenot only do I think that the REAL Paul McCartney would do a duet with Jacko, I think he would have considered it a brilliant artistic decision.

8)

You've confused Paul with Yoko.

The REAL Paul would have kicked Jacko's skinny ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mangrove

#3
September 10, 2005, 11:59:58 PM
Is it real Paul or fake Paul that got certain Beatle songs re-credited inspite of his agreement with Lennon to label them all 'Lennon-McCartney?'

I think the real Paul is marshmellow on the outside, utter bastard on the inside, inspite of his mythology of being 'the cute Beatle'. (and yes ECH, I know you think all four of them sucked...but still...lol...)
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Bella

#4
September 11, 2005, 12:01:10 AM
I always liked George the best.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 11, 2005, 12:06:40 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI always liked George the best.

Heh...what will you say when he takes part in whatever hideous scheme Jeff has him involved in?

There'll be no Hari Krishna chanting THEN, let me assure you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#6
September 11, 2005, 12:11:25 AM
Noooooooo! Not George!!

Can I have his sitar?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 11, 2005, 12:22:33 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNoooooooo! Not George!!

Can I have his sitar?

Yes, George.  The day of the "Dead" Rockstars is coming.

(Yes, Richard Nixon was a rocker...he was actually Karen Carpenter, until "the incident")

You may as well have the sitar...enjoy it while you can.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#8
September 11, 2005, 12:25:34 AM
I read a short story about a couple who get lost and end up in a valley occupied by all the dead rock stars. They hold them prisoner, cuz every night is show night. And every star needs an audience. Rock and roll hell.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 11, 2005, 12:36:25 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI read a short story about a couple who get lost and end up in a valley occupied by all the dead rock stars. They hold them prisoner, cuz every night is show night. And every star needs an audience. Rock and roll hell.

Stephen King, "If there's a Rock & Roll Heaven (You know they have a hell of a band)"

But the fact is, none of these rockers are dead.

They are simply working for Jeff the Evil Midget.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#10
September 11, 2005, 12:43:43 AM
That's it! I coudln't remember who wrote it or the name of it, but that's the one.
Creepy story about a creepy place. Is there no end to Jeff's evilness?


I hope not. Evil is my business, after all.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
September 11, 2005, 12:48:47 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThat's it! I coudln't remember who wrote it or the name of it, but that's the one.
Creepy story about a creepy place. Is there no end to Jeff's evilness?


I hope not. Evil is my business, after all.

Jeff is the reason people hate circus midgets.

And the Evil that Jeff has planned is probably not sanctioned by Bella's Assassins Guild(tm).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#12
September 11, 2005, 01:45:37 AM
you'd just better hope he doesn't find enough free time to turn his attention towards YOU.

or did you not think there would be repercussions for the ignition of certain short, not-meant-to-be-flammable, circus-dwelling things?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 11, 2005, 01:52:19 AM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyou'd just better hope he doesn't find enough free time to turn his attention towards YOU.

or did you not think there would be repercussions for the ignition of certain short, not-meant-to-be-flammable, circus-dwelling things?

8)

I maintain that the midget was on fire when I got there.

TGRR,
That's his story, and he's sticking to it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Donkeyotay

#14
September 11, 2005, 04:25:01 AM
TGGR...Does Jeff recruit rappers for his evil deeds? This wold explain Tupak's death as well! Does Jeff's evil plan have something to do with selling posthumous albums of said Rock stars?
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