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Glowing Sharp Steel Projectile (poem thingy)
« on: September 15, 2005, 02:02:55 pm »
If I had a hammer
I would hammer a nail into the floor.
I would then paint the head of the nail
a nice shade of flourescent orange
to nicely clash with the brown tile.
Next I would pick up my remote control
and step outside.
I would push the big red button that says "detonate"
and the lovely, flourescent orange nail
would be airborne along with the rest
of my house.
Boredom can kill a fellow you know.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.