Rant 132: Distractions

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

They'd just ruin the coast guard then. Everything that FEMA touches is ruined. They have never done a good job in their pathetic history. Sort of like the ATF. I don't even know why FEMA is still alive?

No, no, no, no, put FEMA under the Caost Guard control, make them a little branch of the Coast Guard.  I mean, most disasters are going to require people getting rescued from something and the coast guard does that good.  They also seem to crash the fewest helicopters of any branch of the military

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Meh.  Meh!!!

Aini? WAYSA?

Aini? Where?!

Seriously, what?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Meh.  Meh!!!

Aini? WAYSA?

Aini? Where?!

Seriously, what?

Aini was the queen of expressions like "Meep" and "Meh"

They'd just ruin the coast guard then. Everything that FEMA touches is ruined. They have never done a good job in their pathetic history. Sort of like the ATF. I don't even know why FEMA is still alive?

No, no, no, no, put FEMA under the Caost Guard control, make them a little branch of the Coast Guard.  I mean, most disasters are going to require people getting rescued from something and the coast guard does that good.  They also seem to crash the fewest helicopters of any branch of the military

Hell no. FEMA taints everything it touches with the stench of incompetence.

[Verthaine]

And to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

And to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

No shit. They may even give you a debit card worth 2000 dollars which I am sure will come in handy during the next Stone Age.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

No shit. They may even give you a debit card worth 2000 dollars which I am sure will come in handy during the next Stone Age.

I'm using mine to buy a nuke.  You'd better get yours, too, before some liberal has a hissy-fit.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

And to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

No shit. They may even give you a debit card worth 2000 dollars which I am sure will come in handy during the next Stone Age.

I'm using mine to buy a nuke.  You'd better get yours, too, before some liberal has a hissy-fit.

Already did it.

And hid my armalite too. Fuck these new liberals running the IRA who think that by making a "statement" we would all disarm. (But that's another horse which will die soon....I care nothing so long as I keep my guns.)