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Rant 132: Distractions

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, September 26, 2005, 11:21:17 AM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#45
September 29, 2005, 10:13:25 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThey'd just ruin the coast guard then. Everything that FEMA touches is ruined. They have never done a good job in their pathetic history. Sort of like the ATF. I don't even know why FEMA is still alive?

No, no, no, no, put FEMA under the Caost Guard control, make them a little branch of the Coast Guard.  I mean, most disasters are going to require people getting rescued from something and the coast guard does that good.  They also seem to crash the fewest helicopters of any branch of the military :?

BADGE OF HONOR

#46
September 29, 2005, 10:20:37 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodMeh.  Meh!!!


Aini? WAYSA?
Aini? Where?!

Seriously, what?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#47
September 30, 2005, 03:10:53 PM
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Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodMeh.  Meh!!!


Aini? WAYSA?
Aini? Where?!

Seriously, what?

Aini was the queen of expressions like "Meep" and "Meh"


Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCThey'd just ruin the coast guard then. Everything that FEMA touches is ruined. They have never done a good job in their pathetic history. Sort of like the ATF. I don't even know why FEMA is still alive?

No, no, no, no, put FEMA under the Caost Guard control, make them a little branch of the Coast Guard.  I mean, most disasters are going to require people getting rescued from something and the coast guard does that good.  They also seem to crash the fewest helicopters of any branch of the military :?

Hell no. FEMA taints everything it touches with the stench of incompetence.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Verthaine

#48
September 30, 2005, 04:39:55 PM
And to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

The Good Reverend Roger

#49
October 01, 2005, 01:27:01 AM
Quote from: VerthaineAnd to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#50
October 03, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: VerthaineAnd to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

:lol:

No shit. They may even give you a debit card worth 2000 dollars which I am sure will come in handy during the next Stone Age.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
October 04, 2005, 01:16:29 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: VerthaineAnd to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

:lol:

No shit. They may even give you a debit card worth 2000 dollars which I am sure will come in handy during the next Stone Age.

I'm using mine to buy a nuke.  You'd better get yours, too, before some liberal has a hissy-fit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#52
October 04, 2005, 08:11:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: VerthaineAnd to think they were making plans to take over the country during an emergency like Katrina(or nukes going off)during the Reagan Years.

Don't forget to drop off your change of address card while fleeing ground zero!

:lol:

No shit. They may even give you a debit card worth 2000 dollars which I am sure will come in handy during the next Stone Age.

I'm using mine to buy a nuke.  You'd better get yours, too, before some liberal has a hissy-fit.

Already did it.

And hid my armalite too. Fuck these new liberals running the IRA who think that by making a "statement" we would all disarm. (But that's another horse which will die soon....I care nothing so long as I keep my guns.)
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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