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Started by Zurtok Khan, September 20, 2005, 05:37:54 AM

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Zurtok Khan

September 20, 2005, 05:37:54 AM
It was revealed to me that I am a Control Freak.  I suppose it is quite true.  I must do everything, and have my hands in everything.  I'm also a perfectionist (this part I knew), nothing is ever good enough, except in rare cases, which always involve me taking care of the problem.

The tarot reader (who revealed to me my Control Freakishness, which I have checked against my friends, who all agree that I'm a Control Freak) told me something rather interesting, I need to hand my problems over to someone else, a higher power as it were.  She was right.  She told me I need to let my intuition/feelings guide me a bit more, my "logical" mind was getting in the way (can it really be logical if you're following it and it is a detriment?).

I figured, what the hell?, it can't hurt to give it a try.  It worked.  Strangely enough.  Her advice (and infact, her synopsis of my life lately) was dead on.  When I become disgruntled, I become less and less creative, the less creative (ie. the less poetry I can write...) I become the more disgruntled I become.  It's a wonderful downward spiral that I was caught in.  

So, I handed over my problems to someone else.  Not sure who.  I closed my eyes and said, "Hey, you over there, you can have all these, I don't need them."  And, they were gone.  I don't have to have my problems.  They aren't required.  It was one more way I was trying to control my life by saying "I must have problems to define myself by."

I feel better.  I don't have to have problems anymore.

Thank you.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 20, 2005, 05:39:41 AM
So, when did you become a Subgenius? :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#2
September 20, 2005, 05:39:55 AM
Don't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:

Zurtok Khan

#3
September 20, 2005, 05:49:45 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:

I'm supposed to take them back?  THat wasn't part of the contract.

And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
September 20, 2005, 06:04:52 AM
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:

I'm supposed to take them back?  THat wasn't part of the contract.

And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?

I'm not sure that can be properly explained.  You just ARE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#5
September 20, 2005, 06:14:47 AM
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:

I'm supposed to take them back?  THat wasn't part of the contract.

And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?

You're not supposed to, but you will :lol:

Zurtok Khan

#6
September 20, 2005, 06:17:45 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:

I'm supposed to take them back?  THat wasn't part of the contract.

And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?

You're not supposed to, but you will :lol:

That's what denial is for.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

#7
September 20, 2005, 02:44:23 PM
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: His Holiness the Zurtok
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyDon't freak out when you take them back, you can always give them away again :wink:

I'm supposed to take them back?  THat wasn't part of the contract.

And, how does this make me a subgenius, Rog?

You're not supposed to, but you will :lol:

That's what scotch is for.

Fixed that for you.

Zurtok Khan

#8
September 20, 2005, 06:42:13 PM
Yes please!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#9
September 26, 2005, 04:44:14 AM
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokI'm also a perfectionist (this part I knew)

Wow, you really suck at being a perfectionist. Just sayin.  :wink:

Zurtok Khan

#10
September 26, 2005, 04:50:04 AM
Quote from:  
Quote from: His Holiness the ZurtokI'm also a perfectionist (this part I knew)

Wow, you really suck at being a perfectionist. Just sayin.  :wink:

I am a perfectionist at sucking cock, though.  But, I don't think your tiny wanker deserves my...special talents.

:lol:
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#11
September 26, 2005, 04:55:12 AM
What talents are those? Writing piss poor rants and contracting herpies?

Once again you astound everyone with your originality and wit, penis jokes? Nice. Lemme know when you get around to that list I sent you.  :wink:

Zurtok Khan

#12
September 26, 2005, 05:03:54 AM
Quote from:  What talents are those? Writing piss poor rants and contracting herpies?

Once again you astound everyone with your originality and wit, penis jokes? Nice. Lemme know when you get around to that list I sent you.  :wink:

Obviously you've never had a gay man suck your cock.  You really should try it sometime, it's much better then any woman could be.

And, my love, Penis jokes are my life.  Penis is the greatest thing in the world.  Well, along with Chocolate and Ginger Beer (and, chocolate containing ginger).

Piss poor rants?  Where?  You're the one that obviously likes to read them, since you're dragging the oldies-but-goodies up from the bottem.  I geuss this just gives everyone a second chance to read them.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#13
September 26, 2005, 05:09:54 AM
Once again,

Zurtok Khan

#14
September 26, 2005, 05:14:24 AM
Quote from:  Once again,

You, know I think I'll agree with Eldora here, he is rather cute.

I think next time you might try to be more origonal though (since that seems to be one of the things that's so important to you).

And...Fnordie, you seem to be slowing down.  Without Roger around you seem to have lost your nerve?  Are you the kid in school that would only steal other kid's lunch money if you had 3 of your buddies around and the kid-getting-stolen-from was 2 grades younger then you, really short, and now has a life?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain
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