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cyberus

#150
May 01, 2007, 07:59:43 AM
Quote from: Hawk on May 01, 2007, 06:05:52 AM
What was the name of that movie? I think Nicholson was in it.

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest!

Fixxored.
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LMNO

#151
May 01, 2007, 02:00:38 PM
All together now...




"AND THE BOOK WAS BETTER!"

AFK

#152
May 01, 2007, 03:10:29 PM
Whoa, there was, like, a book? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#153
May 01, 2007, 06:36:15 PM
Did the book have Jack Nicholson in it?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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#154
May 20, 2007, 07:19:41 PM
 :lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mangrove

#155
May 20, 2007, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 01, 2007, 06:36:15 PM
Did the book have Jack Nicholson in it?

No, but he often appears on the front cover.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

P3nT4gR4m

#156
May 20, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
He appears on the front cover of a lot of books.

Means nothing.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#157
May 21, 2007, 03:59:11 PM
In the book, the nurse has bigger tits.

P3nT4gR4m

#158
May 21, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
I've noticed all the characters in books have bigger tits.

I've suspected for a while that this is because the laws of physics don't actually allow for womens tits to become that big irl. Hopefully with advances in special effects we should start to see more an more movie characters with the same size of tits they had in the book.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dr. Cow Ass

#159
May 21, 2007, 05:13:35 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 21, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
I've noticed all the characters in books have bigger tits.

I've suspected for a while that this is because the laws of physics don't actually allow for womens tits to become that big irl. Hopefully with advances in special effects we should start to see more an more movie characters with the same size of tits they had in the book.

:lulz:

And yes, nurse's tits and all, the book was much better.
I bring the Spicy.

hooplala

#160
December 04, 2007, 03:11:40 AM
Shut up.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

BootyBay

#161
April 17, 2008, 02:25:25 AM
If I accidentally quote Star Trek, it's because of lag.
There are two kinds of people in this world.. Winners and losers.. I think we know which kind you are.

hooplala

#162
May 01, 2008, 11:34:51 PM
Wha?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#163
May 08, 2008, 02:10:12 PM
Set your phasers to SUCK. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Saint Valifer

#164
June 21, 2008, 04:23:38 AM
I love Ramen Noodles.

Despite the net negative nutritional gain.

What did occam's razor do for anybody? it was so dull...and besides, sometimes it's the most complex explanation that's the simplest.

fuck it...i refuse to try and make sense.

damn! you can fit like 1000 characters in a signature?! holy shit!

i'll stop now...
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