A final piece of advice to noobs:

[Jasper]

Srsly. 


I'm a fan of the black ass dragon spamming arts.

[faust]

doesn't everyone start as a noob sometime somewhere ? .....
and besides EVERYONE is a POSER BITCH (not that it's relavant)

I only post if I can add something, not a complete noob.

And everyone on the internet is a poser bitch, forums are not about contibuting and learning (maybe a bit for people),
Its about posting your opinion and feeling good about yourself and internet polotics, its just people trying to feel smart or funny or whatever want they have.
I hate it to be honest but I am trying to become more accepting since I was deadmined from my college forum for banning people for posting nothing of intrest to anyone else just to be seen.

But doesn't that make internet forums a social tool?

A very good one, I used to get cranky because when you go into a thread with the label snuff scat porn I epect people to be discussing snuff scat porn in any tangential way, now I dont give a shit

[Triple Zero]

Its about posting your opinion and feeling good about yourself and internet polotics, its just people trying to feel smart or funny or whatever want they have.

no.

lol

some forums are for getting information, not excrementing it.
some forums are.
others are for communicating.
even others are something else.
some are mixed.

the internet is HUGE. there's simply no point in saying "most" of whatever are something or other. you can always find enough that aren't.

[LHX]

piece of advice to n00bs:

seek to learn first,
2nd: teach
3rd: spam

[davznothere]

come to terms wiff your urges bro

if your gonna spam a board, spam it to hell

if you are gonna respect it, respect it


half-assed is never the way to go

you need to learn the full ass approach

::ehm:: tell me more about your full ass approach ::snicker::

[LHX]

its a lot of ass, man

[davznothere]

its a lot of ass, man

are we talking chicks with dicks lots of ass or something more deviant

[LHX]

apparently more deviant

seeing as it is a rarity not to take a half-ass approach on this planet

[Cain]

BUMPED FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JEBUS, BUMPED!

[East Coast Hustle]

If you're going to bullshit for bullshit's sake, at least have the decency to make your own.  Stop analyzing, quoting, arguing with, and making clever references to any of the so-called "seminal Discordian(tm) texts". 

Sure, they're a Real Head Trip, but clever wears itself out real, real fast, and it's getting on 30-40 years since this crap has been floating around.  That's longer than you've been alive, I wager.  RAW and Mal-2 were stoned when they wrote that shit anyway.  I bet they're embarassed by people like you who take them seriously.  If you keep this up they'll be the new L. Ron Hubbard, and Discordianism(tm) will be the new Scientology.  Do you really want that?  Do you?  Huh?! 


Being a Real Discordian(tm) involves having a finely tuned sense of irony.  We've all been through it.  Is it a joke?  Is a religion?  Is it a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a philosophy disguised as a joke?  If it's a joke, am I supposed to laugh?  How come nobody else is laughing?  Oh god, They're watching me again!

*cough*

Anyway, Discordianism(tm) is kind of like Ramen noodles.  There's lots of kinds, but it takes a special sort of appetite for them to be worth eating, especially considering the net negative nutritional gain. Is it worth the effort, or should you just order a college special from Jeebus Pizza?  Or maybe just be a regular ol' atheist.  I hear they've unionised.  Maybe you should try it.




So, you're still here.  I never have the patience to read the long posts.  Hell, I've never read all of the Principia Discordia(tm).  Even if I did, I wouldn't remember it.  I can quote, "Munching on the tasty grass, the sacred chao goes 'mu'" but it took a lot of effort and I'm so not into that.  But I'm also not into bullshitting for bullshit's sake.  I'm just easily amused.  That's why I'm here.  Sometimes that's why I'm not here. 

So shut up, take a look around with your eyes open this time, and "make your own trip" or whatever it is they used to say.

this, specifically, is what needs to be bumped for the current crop of bobbies.

[Jasper]

If you're going to bullshit for bullshit's sake, at least have the decency to make your own.  Stop analyzing, quoting, arguing with, and making clever references to any of the so-called "seminal Discordian(tm) texts". 

Sure, they're a Real Head Trip, but clever wears itself out real, real fast, and it's getting on 30-40 years since this crap has been floating around.  That's longer than you've been alive, I wager.  RAW and Mal-2 were stoned when they wrote that shit anyway.  I bet they're embarassed by people like you who take them seriously.  If you keep this up they'll be the new L. Ron Hubbard, and Discordianism(tm) will be the new Scientology.  Do you really want that?  Do you?  Huh?! 


Being a Real Discordian(tm) involves having a finely tuned sense of irony.  We've all been through it.  Is it a joke?  Is a religion?  Is it a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion disguised as a philosophy disguised as a joke?  If it's a joke, am I supposed to laugh?  How come nobody else is laughing?  Oh god, They're watching me again!

*cough*

Anyway, Discordianism(tm) is kind of like Ramen noodles.  There's lots of kinds, but it takes a special sort of appetite for them to be worth eating, especially considering the net negative nutritional gain. Is it worth the effort, or should you just order a college special from Jeebus Pizza?  Or maybe just be a regular ol' atheist.  I hear they've unionised.  Maybe you should try it.




So, you're still here.  I never have the patience to read the long posts.  Hell, I've never read all of the Principia Discordia(tm).  Even if I did, I wouldn't remember it.  I can quote, "Munching on the tasty grass, the sacred chao goes 'mu'" but it took a lot of effort and I'm so not into that.  But I'm also not into bullshitting for bullshit's sake.  I'm just easily amused.  That's why I'm here.  Sometimes that's why I'm not here. 

So shut up, take a look around with your eyes open this time, and "make your own trip" or whatever it is they used to say.

this, specifically, is what needs to be bumped for the current crop of bobbies.

QFT

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I don't know if I should be happy or embarassed that this is still here.



Aw hell, that sound you hear is my ego swelling.   

[East Coast Hustle]

damn.

cats is really coming outta the woodwork now.

welcome back, RBG!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Aw, shucks.  It's taken me eight months but I think I've unwound a little.  Helps when everyone is relatively civil.

[vexaph0d]

attn: noobs

the OP in this thread should be ignored at all costs.  do NOT behave like a good little monkey, especially not around the holidays.  please disregard all warnings in this thread and act like you know What's Really Happening, just because you got a chuckle from the one about the toilet falling on the guy's head.


vexati0n,
didn't get any pumpkin pie this year, and eating you alive is the next best thing.