News:

Bigotry is abound, apprently, within these boards.  There is a level of supposed tolerance I will have no part of.  Obviously, it seems to be well-embraced here.  I have finally found something more fucked up than what I'm used to.  Congrats. - Ruby

Main Menu

Genitalia on my nickles

Started by Technocracy, September 27, 2005, 08:49:15 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Technocracy

With the recent discussions about FBI crackdowns on images containing "questionable" aduly oriented material on the internet I was rather upset upon receiving a new US nickel in my change at McDonald's.  Imagine my surprise when I saw this on the reverse of my shiny coin...



Yes it is a buffalo but notice the EXPOSED PHALLUS on the coin.  Well, I think the FBI and US Mint are obviously not on the same page when it comes to decency.  A US President and a Phallus on the same object, a few years ago that kind of 'art' would have gotten your government grant taken away.  Now the US Mint obviously feels it can simply flaunt it's ability to ignore the standards of decency we have come to expect from our government leaders.

I am considering confronting the McDonald's corporation with a letter from my attorney regarding their waton distribution of coins featuring such lewd images.  It borders on beastiality, what with the image of one of our presidents in such close proximity.  Perhaps I should inform the FBI of obvious infiltration of unsavory elements at the US Mint having some fun with our distinguished currency.  Perhaps the offices of my senators would be able to take action about this.  I think I may have to contact them with my very important concerns.  

What is next a nickel featuring one Bison mounting another one?  Naked Lady commemorative pens from the White House gift shop?  Where will the insanity end?

Because my life is worth more than yours

hooplala

Not a very 'impressive' Buffalo, though, is it?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Antechinus sapiens

Young, enthusiastic and stupid.

Enrico Salazar

Do Buffallos still exist??

We were told in my country that Buffallos were american propaganda used to instill pride, but had in fact died out long before man stepped boot on american soil.

Live and learn, I suppose.

Enrico.
Did someone say gorgeous?


ataraxia

No, all the buffaloes were killed for their wings some time back.
Lossage, sausage, whatever.
http://scoriens.andrew.cmu.edu/

unlike_someone

There is a buffalo farm somewhere near here... we found one day during a hike through the woods. That was after we found the biggest field of weed I have ever seen... so maybe it wasn't really there.
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

Bella

Quote from: ataraxiaNo, all the buffaloes were killed for their wings some time back.
Most, but not all.....
I know for sure a few still exist on the Olympic Peninsula.
There's an animal preserve that you can drive through up there.
And there's one pasture full of buffalo.
They're scary and totally huge.

They saunter up to the window of your pickup truck and look down at you.
You can tell they're deciding whether or not to tip the truck over just for the hell of it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Enrico Salazar

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThey're scary and totally huge.

They saunter up to the window of your pickup truck and look down at you.
You can tell they're deciding whether or not to tip the truck over just for the hell of it.

I thought those were the truckstop prostitutes?
Did someone say gorgeous?


Technocracy

I was born in Nebraska and though I grew up elsewhere we always visited relatives there.  One place we went a few times was the Niobrara Preserve where there are herds of Buffalo/Bison.

This Photo
gives a good comparison between a buffalo and a typical country road.  They are fairly trusting I guess at our size we seem to be no threat to them though cameras seem to freak some of them out.  I heard they see the large lens and think it is a big eye staring at them which tends to tick off alot of animals.
They also have a certain, how should I say, characteristic aroma that is hard to mistake
:shock:

Because my life is worth more than yours

fluffy


they had a buffalo get away from a buffalo farm here once
the beast wandered out on the interstate
snarled traffic for hours

they asked the buffalo farmer how he manages buffalo
and he said
"you can lead a buffalo anywhere the buffalo wants to go"

Bella

Quote from: Enrico Salazar
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThey're scary and totally huge.

They saunter up to the window of your pickup truck and look down at you.
You can tell they're deciding whether or not to tip the truck over just for the hell of it.

I thought those were the truckstop prostitutes?
Whoa.......come to think of it, you might be right. :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Technocracy

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
They saunter up to the window of your pickup truck and look down at you.
You can tell they're deciding whether or not to tip the truck over just for the hell of it.

They are actually deciding if your vehicle looks like a female buffalo.  If so you're going to need some major dent repair!

Because my life is worth more than yours

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Most buffaloes were devoured when we had that lab accident and all those North American Great Prairie Squid were released into the wild.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Malaul

Quote from: ataraxiaNo, all the buffaloes were killed for their wings some time back.
:twisted:  :twisted:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock