Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People

[BADGE OF HONOR]

You know, I was trying to do fluffy's suggestion of calm discussion, but I like Verthaine's method better.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Its hard not to.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I don't think subtlety and self control are strong points for very many people here.

[LMNO]

THIS IS TEH CORRECT MOTO-fuck it.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I HEREBY SINK ALL DISCORDIANS!


Just saying.

[ataraxia]

Agreed. Verthaine can threadjack my stuff any time he wants. Because he's got waaaaaay more to say that's worth reading than just about anybody here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Verthain just went from a 9/10 to a 12/10 in my book (not at anyone reads that horrible book). I see what Roger was talking about now.

Troof.  I'm beginning to think he's a robot, though.

[ataraxia]

Nah, aliens can't be robots. That would be like ninja pirates.

This could be our next big thing: aliens vs. robots!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*joke about how bad Alien Vs. Predator was*

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Nah, aliens can't be robots. That would be like ninja pirates.

Why?

[Horab Fibslager]

we must have alien robots(or robot aliens)! and also undead caribou orcs!@

[ataraxia]

Nah, aliens can't be robots. That would be like ninja pirates.

Why?

Because it's not as much fun that way. Wouldn't you rather see Robbie pummeling ET than having a love-fest?  

[Horab Fibslager]

i want to see jesus alien cyvborgs vs demonic pitchfork wielding average americans in th ebattle of armegeddon part 2, jesus strikes back

[ataraxia]

Resistance is futile
You will be crucified

[Cramulus]

I know that all of you fucking discordians are just a bunch of haters who seem to do anything you can to distance yourself from fucking anarchists which is just fine and dandy sit in your house on your computer and type inane shite all day until your fingers fall off.




I was merely drawing a metaphor between the rise of civilization and the rise of a greyface mentality. Of course since all of you are happily dependent upon pinks and greys to feed you then you really have no problems with the near enslavement of individuals suffering in 3rd world countries to produce the precious commodities like your playstation 2.
Hey you got it might as well play it.

First off,I too was stating my opinions.Since you seem to lump all us discordians on this board into one lump catagory,I took it upon myself to let you know who I AM.I don't have to put words into anyones mouth.I can use the words they put forth just as nicely.
Now I am going to ask you a question metapunk.

Since you seem to think all the members of this board(which I am a member of)do nothing all day but sit in front of a computer all day talking shit to one another,let me ask toy this.
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DURING kATRINA.
Wanna know where I was.I was sitting in my apt. in New Orleans hoping my building didn't crash down around me.Unlike most of the N.O. whaaanarchist who vamoosed as soon as they could get mommy and daddy ot take them home.I stayed behind becuase my home was the safest place I could be at the time.When Katrina ended I walked out to see my city in ruins.I looted wate and food,not just for myself,but for others less fortunate then I. I helped out old people,I got formula and diapers for babies(and some of those where the babies of punk rockers and anarchists to scared or lazy to do it on their own)
I am very familiar with many of the anarchists in this city,and you know what they were doing during all this.Looting money,booze,Playstations and X-boxes,along with the cops.Scuse me meta punk,but how many times did you have to pass the same dead body lying in the middle of the street on your way to get food and water.No lie.On Magazine and Jackson there was a dead body lying there for 4 days before some of the neighbors there buried it in an abandondoned lot to prevent the outbreak of disease,and to give the poor soul some dignity.I should know,I helped bury him.
If you really want to know what its like to live in anarchy,in an area where there is no law and order,ask the people who were raped and killed in the Superdome and Convention center.
I never had to carry a weapon in all the time I lived in N'awlins,until Katrina.Ever worried about someone killing you over food and water metapunk.Trust me,it isn't a nice feeling.Ever had cops come up to you and tell you you not only have to leave your home,but the city you live in.Hows that for greyface mentality.I survived because I understand the Way of Eris.I just don't talk about chaos,confusion and strife,I survive it.

You know what Mp,fuck a bunch a third world people.I'm a nigger in America..N'awlins is a third world city right smack in the middle of America.Wheres your symphathy for me.What are you doing to help me get my city back.Can you give me my job back.Can you bring back all my friends and co-workers who are scattered across the country? .Do you have a home metapunk.I can't get back to mine yet because I need an id,and guess what,all my i.d. is at N'awlins.
You come on this baord waving your moral superiority around like your Long Dong Silver.What gives you the right to come on this forum and tell anyone here how to be a discordian.What have you done to merit you someone like St.Hugh,Ssbella,TGGR,and all the others on this board how to be a discordian.
Lets face it,the real reason you call us hatersisd because we didn't automatically fall on our knees and kiss your ass the moment you arrived on this board .
This forum id the true face of anarchism.You either run with the wolves,or you get eaten by the wolves.(except for Fluffy,because she can probably totally kick the crap out of a wolf).

in an unrelated discordian space, some people are currently gushing over the Book of Eris. So today, I am reflecting on St Vincent Verthaine, perhaps the best of us



for some reason, I had it in my head that nobody had heard from him after Katrina. But clearly that's wrong -- and he's a survivor. I pray he's still out there somewhere.