Rev Roger, Rant #8: Stand up or shut up.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Blarg!

[ataraxia]

I'll claim it too. And it doesn't stop me from posting "epigrams" or anything else, for that matter.

Once again, YHBT.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll claim it too. And it doesn't stop me from posting "epigrams" or anything else, for that matter.

You just denied it, though, on the other thread.

Make up your fucking mind, already.

[ataraxia]

Not in the thread we were arguing in. Never said anything of the sort. Besides, I reserve the right to contradict myself.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Not in the thread we were arguing in. Never said anything of the sort.

Besides, I reserve the right to contradict myself.

1.  Sure you did.  Go look.

2.  And *I* reserve the right to laugh at you.  Like this --->

[the other anonymous]

I'll go you one better: Not only am I a Real Discordian(tm), I'm a Real Orthodox Discordian(R)!

I refuse to believe anything I read, and since I read that part about being prohibited from believing anything I read, I am now forced to believe everything I read! And the only thing I've read is Principia Discordia!

All you Sub-RAW-episko-wannabes can just suck it!

[Horab Fibslager]

i'm jesus jr and i approve of this rant.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

All this talk about "no such thing as Real Discordians(tm) makes The Good Reverend blow coffee out of his nostrils...Because he has first hand knowledge that there IS such a thing.

That's right, kiddies, and all the vacant-eyed epigrams and quotations from Thornley or Hill aren't gonna change things...The Good Reverend is an expert on these things, because he says he is.

*I* am a Real Discordian(tm), as are several others around here, and if that sounds arrogant to you, well, you can just kiss my Discordian Subgenius(tm) ass.  Or go write a Goth(tm) poem about how I'm some kind of poseur asshole...go on and do it, and I will be sure to laugh at your pitiful ass.

Frankly, I've had it up to HERE with you fucks trying to out-modest each other, when you SHOULD be releasing your inner-Yeti, and BRAGGING your sins, so that others may try them.  You sound like a pack of Baptists trying to out-humble each other, and it's beginning to get on my nerves.

Honestly, it's as silly as the dumbfucks who claim that EVERYONE is a Discordian, which is just plain stupid (Yeah, I'm talking to you.  Deal with it.)

But go on and tell yourself that The Good Reverend always uses satire, and isn't REALLY making fun of you, because every time you think he's saying one thing, he's really saying another.  He isn't REALLY mocking your pansy-ass, weak-sister bullshit "(I'm not a real) Discordianism".

KYSFTB.

Or kill me.

HELL MOTHERFUCKEN YEAH!!!!!

How's about it?

Time to show people what "spines" are all about.

Ataraxia: Come on man. You can do it. Even the little engine can do it.

[LHX]

another good reason to let it all out is that sometimes you forget


i had a whole bunch of witty remarks about 'real discordians'

but
now i find myself focussing more on post season baseball and a possible stint in the shit-hole than the 'real discordian' issue


i cant even remember what the fuck i was gonna say

[East Coast Hustle]

Roger, THAT is what the fuck I am talikng about!

and I'm like, "fuck it"...I'm about to find myself someplace where my brand of bullshit DOES NOT fly, which makes it all the more imperative that I spend as much time as possible flinging my brand of bullshit around such places.

[LMNO]

Hey... What makes you think your brand of bullshit actually does fly around here?

[East Coast Hustle]

see that spot on your wall?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Hey... What makes you think your brand of bullshit actually does fly around here?

It has been demonstrated around here that most forms of bullshit fly. Sometimes it actually hovers.

[LHX]

cannons

FIRE


ohhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

[ataraxia]

Ataraxia: Come on man. You can do it. Even the little engine can do it.

I've got another rant coming. Been putting it off for the weekend.