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Millions of Screaming Yahoos #18: All the Way to the Gallows

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 11, 2005, 02:35:22 AM

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LMNO

#15
October 11, 2005, 02:11:52 PM
Oh, I like where you took this, Rog.  A well-told tale.

I especially like the "Vertical lock, horizontal key" line.  That shit happens to me all the time.

And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.

Of course, you know what comes next...

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#16
October 11, 2005, 08:23:06 PM
Heh. Tripping Roger. Heh. Vertical - Horizontal key. Heh.

good to see you found some fun before the spinning blades come down.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 12, 2005, 01:50:29 AM
Quote from: LMNO
And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.


I wish I knew how I did it.

Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 12, 2005, 01:50:50 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCHeh. Tripping Roger. Heh. Vertical - Horizontal key. Heh.

good to see you found some fun before the spinning blades come down.

You can still have a good time, if you apply yourself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#19
October 12, 2005, 02:02:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNO
And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.


I wish I knew how I did it.

Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
:shock:

Damn, that was a bad image.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
October 12, 2005, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: LMNO
And congrats on getting w/ Maria, you big stud.


I wish I knew how I did it.

Maria just snickers and makes werewolf references.
:shock:

Damn, that was a bad image.

Yeah.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#21
October 12, 2005, 02:07:32 AM
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BADGE OF HONOR

#22
October 12, 2005, 02:08:40 AM
Believe me, some things just should not be seen.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#23
October 12, 2005, 02:10:22 AM
WRONG!

Everything, no matter how badly it crushes your soul, no matter how much it scars you for the rest of your life, no matter how badly it makes you want to kill yourself (and fuck the body) should be seen.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 12, 2005, 02:19:20 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodBelieve me, some things just should not be seen.

Maria should be seen.

But I'm keeping her all to myself.


Fuck you all.  8)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
October 12, 2005, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from:  WRONG!

Everything, no matter how badly it crushes your soul, no matter how much it scars you for the rest of your life, no matter how badly it makes you want to kill yourself (and fuck the body) should be seen.

Really?  Go watch Dr Phil.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#26
October 12, 2005, 02:25:13 AM
*twitches*

Way ahead of yuo.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
October 12, 2005, 02:27:29 AM
Quote from:  *twitches*

Way ahead of yuo.



You ALWAYS fall for that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#28
October 12, 2005, 02:33:02 AM
Whatever, personally I think you haven't fully realized the possibly extent of douche-baggery of the human race until you've watched Dr. Phil.

Jerry Springer gives you a vauge idea but then you see Dr. Phil (not his guests) and you become enlightened as far as douchebaggery goes.

Like I said: everything, no matter how horrible, should be seen. The more you've seen the better, even if its shit or its the most fucked up thing you've ever seen.

Imagine what the world would be like without goatse or tubgirl.

You just wouldn't be quite as jaded as you are today.

Edit: P.S. I could totally take that crocodile.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
October 12, 2005, 02:35:43 AM
Quote from:  Whatever, personally I think you haven't fully realized the possibly extent of douche-baggery of the human race until you've watched Dr. Phil.

Troof.  Nothing like watching some smug assbag preach bootstrapping to people who have no shoes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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