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Started by deet, October 12, 2005, 08:06:05 AM

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deet

Eris is as Eris does
...and you might not like it.
All walls have two sides.

BADGE OF HONOR

What, you don't like a daily bat to the head?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodWhat, you don't like a daily bat to the head?

That?

That's just a cement filled sock.....
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

Okay, daily hard object to the head.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodOkay, daily hard object to the head.

If you teach a man to hit himself on the head with a fish, he can have a headache everyday for the rest of his life.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSC
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodOkay, daily hard object to the head.

If you teach a man to hit himself on the head with a fish, he can have a headache everyday for the rest of his life.
Why'ncha just teach him how to drink?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodOkay, daily hard object to the head.

TEEHEE! *penis joke*

Horab Fibslager

didn't i already write thsi one better?

:?
Hell is other people.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Probably, but I'm too lazy to find it. Link?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: ethosionEris is as Eris does
...and you might not like it.

So, basically, I have an excuse to be a total dickhead.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

deet

If something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?
All walls have two sides.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

Nope.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Horab Fibslager
Quote from:  Probably, but I'm too lazy to find it. Link?


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6089

The horror!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Cain

Quote from: ethosionIf something exists only in your mind,
...then does it not exist?

It does exist....just only in your mind.