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It's about skating (no title)

Started by deet, October 19, 2005, 07:18:44 AM

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deet

Most of us would never strap knives to our feet and run around on a lake. If we dull the knives, and put them on boots called "skates," we'll do it. As long as we can do it inside a heated building.

All indoor skating rinks need a parking lots. We melt the ice from that parking lot, and build a another parking lot inside, which will be covered in a man-made sheet of ice. Since the building is heated, the floor will have to be chilled to keep this ice from melting.

We don't only skate in warm buildings...we just make ice inside ovals built beside the roads that are frequently salted.
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1.  That was tremendously inane

3.  Way to stick this in whatever poor subforum struck your fancy.
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Because he unfortunately hasnt been drafted to deal with the Iranian Menace yet.

deet

inane?

sorry. i'll try to put more effort into things that i don't bother to title
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