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Rant 149: Can You Do That?

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, December 01, 2005, 10:01:27 PM

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The seer

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Production is done, the trucks are rolling out, deliveries will be made in time for christmas. So line up and swallow down the newest sensation you consumer whores.







Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: The seerLADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Production is done, the trucks are rolling out, deliveries will be made in time for christmas. So line up and swallow down the newest sensation you consumer whores.








The Good Reverend Roger

I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this product.

TGRR,
Needs to see how this will cause average citizens to start turning on each other, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

!!!!11111!!!!!!!!

1! nUMBER onE!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
There's no need to keep abusing your hate. Give it a break. We have goats and alcohol and assorted morans you could abuse. Besides, what did hate ever do to you that you'd want to abuse it? I know...I know...it's an addiction.


Sure She did. You didn't get the memo?

1.  I find that as I expect less of people, I am less and less likely to erupt in hatred.  I think the last episode taught me enough about people to expect nothing...and so, no anger.

2.  Nope.  Can you send another one, and a TPS page?

I don't know. Anger certainly can lead me to feel hatred, but most of the time the hatred has nothing to do with any emotion. It's more cold or intellectual or perhaps those are just excuses.

Another memo comming. Echo Gyro Flower.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this product.

TGRR,
Needs to see how this will cause average citizens to start turning on each other, though.

Limited supply, no rainchecks.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this product.

TGRR,
Needs to see how this will cause average citizens to start turning on each other, though.

Limited supply, no rainchecks.

Act now!  Beat the rush!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSC
There's no need to keep abusing your hate. Give it a break. We have goats and alcohol and assorted morans you could abuse. Besides, what did hate ever do to you that you'd want to abuse it? I know...I know...it's an addiction.


Sure She did. You didn't get the memo?

1.  I find that as I expect less of people, I am less and less likely to erupt in hatred.  I think the last episode taught me enough about people to expect nothing...and so, no anger.

2.  Nope.  Can you send another one, and a TPS page?

I don't know. Anger certainly can lead me to feel hatred, but most of the time the hatred has nothing to do with any emotion. It's more cold or intellectual or perhaps those are just excuses.

Another memo comming. Echo Gyro Flower.

Hatred and anger keep me warm, on cold desert nights.

But I have decided to refine my hatred.  To focus it, as it were.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Hatred and anger keep me warm, on cold desert nights.

But I have decided to refine my hatred.  To focus it, as it were.

I used to go around saying "my malice keeps me warm." Now it is really my malice and my boot socks that keep me warm.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

y'all live in america. citizens turn on each other ever hour of every day.


blind deaf and dumb, and born to follow. gwb is america's saviour. just not in the way you expect. just as the emo elite is this forum'ss aviour. just not in the way you expect. only when every word is filtered to another, will you begin to understand. maybe. but probaly not.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Horab Fibslagery'all live in america. citizens turn on each other ever hour of every day.


blind deaf and dumb, and born to follow. gwb is america's saviour. just not in the way you expect. just as the emo elite is this forum'ss aviour. just not in the way you expect. only when every word is filtered to another, will you begin to understand. maybe. but probaly not.

We like to think of it as "freedom of expression" and not as you say "turning on one another."
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

also, we stopped quoting Tool songs in 1998.

just saying.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

yes. the highest murder rate in teh world, which makes many war torn countries look quite safe is the highest form of freedom of expression.


my right to kill my neighbor is protected under the first ammendment.



this is fantastic. really. in a very sad sort of way.
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: East Coast Hustlealso, we stopped quoting Tool songs in 1998.

just saying.

Was that what he was doing?

I don't know. I listen to Tool never.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Horab Fibslageryes. the highest murder rate in teh world, which makes many war torn countries look quite safe is the highest form of freedom of expression.


my right to kill my neighbor is protected under the first ammendment.



this is fantastic. really. in a very sad sort of way.

umm, the US is FAR from having the highest murder rate in the world, FYI.

that honor belongs to Colombia.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"