Tattoos

[Enrico Salazar]

Last night Enrico found a peanut.  

It made him think of Jimmy Carter and the time Enrico had lunch with him and Margaret Trudeau.  Was in 1978, and lunch was held at Russian Tea Room in New York City - do not get hopes up, place has NOTHING to do with tea-bagging as Enrico knows it.  Is just for food.  Is sad.

During appetizers Jimmy Carter noticed tattoo on Enrico's hand of three black circles, one large and other two smaller.  He asked what these tattoos meant.  Enrico was outraged for few moments, after all lunch was supposed to be about management of world garbage and this clown asks about tattoo?  Then Enrico realized that tattoos can be cultural signposts . . . like tattoos on people in New Zealand . . . he relaxed and put down steak knife he had been ready to plunge into Carter's peanut loving neck.

Enrico explained that tattoos represented Salazorian cartoon Ricardo Rat, and that Enrico had been fan-club El Presidente as tiny child.  He had only been El Presidente for few weeks, though, then he killed the treasurer and vice El Presidente, took over offices and became Ricardo Rat Fan Club Generalissimo.  What can he say?  Is in his blood.

Margaret Trudeau asked if that was first tattoo Enrico ever got, and he laughed long and loud.  No, he said through chuckles, he got first tattoo at age five, then opened shirt and showed vulture with wings spread across chest.   Coincidentally enough, Margaret Trudeau also received first tattoo at age of five . . . she got tattoo of some freak cartoon character named Mickey Mouse . . . Enrico never heard of him.  Sounds like bullshit.

Jimmy Carter had never got tattoo, so Enrico and Margaret got him drunk and tattooed the words "Tricky Dick" on his chest.

What are your tattoos?

[Malaul]

all over
back - smiley face grim reaper, huge dragon fly
neck - Warnnig Contents Under Pressure
arms - demon cat, angel cat, My name in Kanji
legs - Large tribal, kanji, spooky skeleton with crystal ball, spiral
chest - Ankh with a scar from an old surface peircing

9 or so all togehter

[Enrico Salazar]

What are your tattoos?

[East Coast Hustle]

left leg, from knee to ankle: some freaky-deeky shit taht my boy did freehand. it's REALLY good, but I have no idea what it's supposed to be other than that part of it is a vagina and clitoris. yes, I have a clit on my leg. art for art's sake.

right leg, knee to ankle: a giant representation of the Mickey's Malt Liquor hornet.

left arm, shoulder to elbow: a big marrow-tribal design surrounding a biohazard symbol. colorwork is still unfinished.

right arm, most of shoulder: the island of St. Thomas with shading for topography in green and yellow, and the words "North Side" in big red Old English lettering.

[hooplala]

All I gots at the present time is the OM symbol on my left arm, above the elbow.

[Cain]

Nothing, as I prefer to have as few identifying features as possible.  Its bad enough having my good looks without something else for everyone to know me by....

[Enrico Salazar]

Is true.  Good point.

Enrico can't count how many times he was recognized by Kabballa tree of life on right forearm.  Tattoos like that get around Mediterranean poker joints.

Also,  Enrico forgot to give list of all tattoos:

1)  Vulture, on chest

2)  Ricardo Rat, hand

3)  Ace of Spades, left shoulder

4)  Tree of Life, right forearm

5)  Love & Hate, across fingers

6)  Eightball, back of right shoulder

7)  Kali,  left forearm

8)  names of ex-wives, right arm above elbow

9)  left & right, bottom of opposite feet

10)  Island of Salazore, right thigh

11)  Liberace, left thigh

12)  'Ritzibottom', right shin

13)  Giant Squid, upper chest onto neck

14)  Poco, back of neck

Enrico thinks that is all of them, but there could be some he forgot about.

[Malaul]

What are your tattoos?

Doh I edited my origional posts

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I have the hand of eris smack between my shoulderblades:

[hooplala]

I have the hand of eris smack between my shoulderblades:

Now that's commitment!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

And I'm not even a Discordian.

[hooplala]

No?

Just liked the look?  

(Are you a SubGenius, or just don't classify yourself?)

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I like the look and the symbolism.  I'm just too apathetic to actually pretend to believe in anything.

[Bella]

My kid's trying to talk me into letting her give me a tattoo for Christmas.
I dunno what, if anything, I would want for sure.

[hooplala]

My kid's trying to talk me into letting her give me a tattoo for Christmas.
I dunno what, if anything, I would want for sure.

Heh, my mum bought my tattoo as a birthday gift actually.  That's when we officially became hicks.