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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 07, 2005, 05:46:52 AM

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Fizzwitz Glorypoop

I told a dead baby joke today and this girl goes:

Her: How are dead baby jokes like bland food?
Me: I don't know. How?
Her: They're both tasteless! *glares at me*
Me: ... mine was funnier.
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

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Go tot Totse, they have files with several hundred dead baby jokes, almost all tasteless.  Repeat a few to her each day for a month or two.  But really, you shoula seen what they did to the PM...eating them was the only choice I was left with.

Fizzwitz Glorypoop

Oh, excellent. *has to remember this for Monday*
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3