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Jesus Died for YOU

Started by HeDiedForYou, October 24, 2003, 11:36:46 PM

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Trollax

#60
November 05, 2003, 11:45:22 PM
Quote from: horab fibslagermy throne room is a great temple...

Big deal, so you're using your toilet as a discordian altar....

Y.M. Hut

#61
November 06, 2003, 02:07:19 AM
You all need to take Discordianism more seriously...
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

riff

#62
November 06, 2003, 03:33:25 AM
Quote from: khaganYou all need to take Discordianism more seriously...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Velvet Jesus

#63
November 06, 2003, 05:51:12 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateRinglets? You mean the Hasidicks. They make Catholics look like freespirted, LSD taking, Orgy participating, fun people(Discordians). No pork, No sex before marriage, no hugging people you're not married to(really), Get married in seperate rooms(also true), wear funny costumes, the list goes on.  Some of my relatives are like that. I feel very sorry for them.

Me too.  The young men always travel in groups, and whenever I see them they are always accompanied by some old, grizzled Grey-faced man who looks like he's going to take out a nightstick and start beating his charges if they so much as look at a cute girl.  If she happens to look about as Jewish as a Sunday ham, well.  It does make me wish something could be done for them.   :roll:

As for holy land, it's actually really easy to come by.  The Mormons have a chunk of it in Upstate New York--well, had it, until a certain Discordian cabal that I was a member of took it from them about 6 years ago.  So far, they haven't made any move to fight us for it.  It just goes to show what apathy and disinterest can do for you--the Middle East should take that as a lesson.
"He seems sincere, despite his halting speech patterns and the possible lack of vowels in his name."

SMFabal

#64
November 06, 2003, 01:18:16 PM
Quote from: khaganYou all need to take Discordianism more seriously...
You all need to seriously take more Discordianiam ...
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Cthulhu's Advocate

#65
November 06, 2003, 09:52:36 PM
Well I look at pretty girls lustfully, and unashamadely! :wink: Maybe they're all *ahem* true "Gentlemen's Men."
This message brought to you by Cthulhu and the Anti-Greyface Leauge of Maui, Kentucky.

   God is a Transvestite chicken.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#66
November 07, 2003, 02:28:17 AM
Make sin worth it.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Shigoki

#67
November 08, 2003, 02:24:14 AM
Create a Church Sign

sorry to link-vomit, just thought it was funny to pass on

remote linking prevented, my sign:

EvilPoet

#68
November 08, 2003, 09:00:44 AM
QuoteCreate a Church Sign
Ok - how about 2 church signs.




Cthulhu's Advocate

#69
November 09, 2003, 03:44:00 AM
The Awesomeness flows through every pore of my body. I love this generator!
This message brought to you by Cthulhu and the Anti-Greyface Leauge of Maui, Kentucky.

   God is a Transvestite chicken.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#70
November 09, 2003, 05:07:10 AM
Muthafuckin Awwwwsome!!!!!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Penumbral

#71
November 12, 2003, 04:25:15 PM
I sold my sins on e-bay.

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
November 12, 2003, 05:34:19 PM
Quote from: HeDiedForYou"How much?" He asked again.



Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."



"Bob" would have gotten a better price.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#73
November 12, 2003, 06:33:37 PM
Quote from: PenumbralI sold my sins on e-bay.

I know....I bought them.  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Penumbral

#74
November 12, 2003, 07:10:44 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: PenumbralI sold my sins on e-bay.

I know....I bought them.  :twisted:

"Bob" would have gotten a better price.
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