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Jesus Died for YOU

Started by HeDiedForYou, October 24, 2003, 11:36:46 PM

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Bella

#75
November 12, 2003, 07:44:18 PM
Quote from: Penumbral
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: PenumbralI sold my sins on e-bay.

I know....I bought them.  :twisted:

"Bob" would have gotten a better price.

Yeah......but would he have enjoyed them as much as I do?
I think not.  8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Penumbral

#76
November 13, 2003, 04:52:47 AM
Quote from: Lord_CaramacThere's only one sin: Hurting people. Hurting yourself isn't sinful, just plain stupid.
-- some wiseman, or maybe just some random looney

Speek for yourself!

Y.M. Hut

#77
November 13, 2003, 04:56:28 AM
Hurting others is inevitable. Intending to do so is another matter...
Vielleicht sollst du nicht wissen.

Mogu

#78
November 13, 2003, 07:48:25 PM
It's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.
Behold the horror of my Spores of DOOM you miserable flesh monkeys!

Verthaine

#79
November 13, 2003, 08:38:45 PM
Quote from: erichtoIt's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

Rev Thwack

#80
November 15, 2003, 05:22:43 PM
You know, I was just reading over this thread again for the hell of it, and suddenly became aware of just how much I loath the holier than thou born again christians that go around trying to shove their beliefs down everyones throat.



I'm still trying to figure out a good way to convince them that god want's them to all go commit suicide.
My balls itch...

Penumbral

#81
November 15, 2003, 05:39:08 PM
JUSUS died for YOU!

So what? Am I supposed to die for him?

Rev Thwack

#82
November 15, 2003, 05:46:24 PM
no, but I do think he want's you to lend him the money for a burger... damn dirty hippy always asking for change or a ride.
My balls itch...

The Good Reverend Roger

#83
November 15, 2003, 06:17:41 PM
Quote from: PenumbralJUSUS died for YOU!

So what? Am I supposed to die for him?

Fair's fair.

Heh...Christians...

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
November 15, 2003, 06:19:42 PM
Quote from: Rev ThwackYou know, I was just reading over this thread again for the hell of it, and suddenly became aware of just how much I loath the holier than thou born again christians that go around trying to shove their beliefs down everyones throat.


Please refer to The Good Reverend Roger's sermon, A Heart Full of Hate, buried somewhere in the "Or Kill Me File".

You are not alone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#85
November 15, 2003, 06:20:31 PM
Quote from: Rev.Verthaine
Quote from: erichtoIt's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert

THE DOLPHIN WANTED IT, JUDGE...LOOK HOW IT WAS DRESSED!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#86
November 17, 2003, 07:22:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Rev.Verthaine
Quote from: erichtoIt's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert

THE DOLPHIN WANTED IT, JUDGE...LOOK HOW IT WAS DRESSED!

I know. It was all naked and shit.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Tyallie

#87
November 19, 2003, 03:53:16 AM
*laughter, lots of laughter.... "OH! you were serious?  :oops: sorry*

Yeah, ok, i'll foward it  :twisted: your beliefs have a place... ie, in your head, not here. The greatest reaction you can expect to recieve in this forum is  some small amount of antipathy from the fools, and just general 'oh go away'ness. some will argue with you, but whats the point? you are simply aiding their objective in spreading the chaos lad... the strife and arguments, none will convert, if they were that way inclined they wouldn't be here. some here are already christian... and what exactly do you intend to do to them?!

GAHZ! enough of ppl trying to convert me already, even my bf's getting in on tha deal, i do wish they'd stop.
Hey Don't Look Now, There goes God In his sexy pants and his sausage dog And he can't stand Beelzebub cos he looks so good in black.
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no reira e hoa ma te kai a te rangatira he korero me he koteo mau kupenga.

Horab Fibslager

#88
November 19, 2003, 04:35:36 AM
my answer to the author of the thread, if i may quote dobbs "if they can't take a joke, FUCK EM!"
Hell is other people.

Lord_Caramac

#89
November 19, 2003, 06:09:19 AM
Oh, by the way, what happened to Velvet Jesus?
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