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Started by Zurtok Khan, December 10, 2005, 08:10:09 AM

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Zurtok Khan

#135
December 15, 2005, 08:06:31 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, I mean, what the fuck? you should know not to listen to me when I get like that.

I was just wondering how much of an asshole I'd have to be to pop in over there and actually post (I lurk there occasionally, actually).
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Cain

#136
December 15, 2005, 09:33:28 PM
Being an asshole is too much effort for me to do for long, so you'll be in good company.

Zurtok Khan

#137
December 16, 2005, 10:46:40 AM
Precisely the problem I have, actually.

Although, it can certainly be fun in the short term.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#138
December 16, 2005, 12:06:14 PM
Yuo all R all rong.

Eris fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Zurtok Khan

#139
December 18, 2005, 08:37:22 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCYuo all R all rong.

Eris fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>

*kicks Hugh in the balls for steppin' on his post*
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

East Coast Hustle

#140
December 18, 2005, 08:20:02 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCYuo all R all rong.

Eric fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>

man, I read it like this first and almost lost it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LHX

#141
December 18, 2005, 09:16:48 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCYuo all R all rong.

Eris fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>

and she doesnt even enjoy it

crazy whore
neat hell

Zurtok Khan

#142
December 19, 2005, 04:36:09 AM
Quote from: LHX
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCYuo all R all rong.

Eris fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>

and she doesnt even enjoy it

crazy whore

She just doesn't enjoy it when it's with YOU.

She likes it just fine when she's with me.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LHX

#143
December 19, 2005, 04:54:09 AM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: LHX
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCYuo all R all rong.

Eris fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>

and she doesnt even enjoy it

crazy whore

She just doesn't enjoy it when it's with YOU.

She likes it just fine when she's with me.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!

...


sound like the eris look-alike is at it again


i dont know how he gets away with it
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

#144
December 19, 2005, 04:57:22 AM
Quote from: LHX
Quote from: Zurtok Khan
Quote from: LHX
Quote from: Irreverend Death to Poultry, KSCYuo all R all rong.

Eris fucks us all/

in the end

in the middle

in the end.

<submit now and get our special half off bottled air special!>

and she doesnt even enjoy it

crazy whore

She just doesn't enjoy it when it's with YOU.

She likes it just fine when she's with me.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!

...


sound like the eris look-alike is at it again


i dont know how he gets away with it

I gather he tapes it back.

Don't tell Zurtok.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Zurtok Khan

#145
December 19, 2005, 08:23:56 AM
<--- Knows Eris is a man AND a woman.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LHX

#146
December 19, 2005, 01:10:23 PM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanHopes Eris is a man AND a woman.


dont know what to tell you
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

#147
December 20, 2005, 12:21:53 AM
Quote from: Zurtok Khan<--- Knows Eris is a man AND a woman.

Well, since we're just making shit up, she's also a golden gloves boxer that beats up nuns, and eats live puppies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fizzwitz Glorypoop

#148
December 20, 2005, 12:43:04 AM
And she's Australian.
Fizzwitz Glorypoop, Baroness of Paradox, Episkopos of the Cabal of Innocent Absurdity



"Snorting ground up crows beak off the broken shards of your bathroom mirror might not get you high, but that doesnt mean its not worth doing." - Z3

The Good Reverend Roger

#149
December 20, 2005, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: Fizzwitz GlorypoopAnd she's Australian.

AUSTRIAN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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