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Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 29, 2003, 03:22:00 AM

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Bella

#30
November 22, 2005, 07:17:02 PM
Plus, I have the memory of a gold fish.
Which explains why I once went to work in my slip.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

LMNO

#31
November 22, 2005, 07:18:41 PM
That sounds Enrico-tastic!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#32
November 22, 2005, 11:04:59 PM
Hunger!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

P3nT4gR4m

#33
May 28, 2007, 01:37:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2003, 11:19:02 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwow, Reverend Roger, i just realized- you've only been here ten days, and you have 72 posts already... i only have like thirty...  :oops:

Am I talking too much?

The first thing I saw when I arrived at this board was a complaint that it was slow.

Quote from: Slarti on January 29, 2003, 11:20:22 PM
I never said it was a bad thing... pretty soon you'll have more posts than anyone...

anyway, it's good that you're posting so much, your sermons are amazing

Bumpillated cos of nostradamus factor  :tinfoilhat:

Also cos I'm at work and bored - post moar you fucks or this is gonna happen all day  :evilmad:


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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Thurnez Isa

#34
May 28, 2007, 01:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2003, 11:29:28 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastbtw, what does your avatar mean? What do the letters say?

They say, "Hi!  I'm going to kick your ass...and get away with it!"

The picture isn't very clear at that size, but it is a policeman waving a pistol.

thats some strange prophetic voodoo right there
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#35
May 28, 2007, 01:43:01 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 28, 2007, 01:37:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2003, 11:19:02 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwow, Reverend Roger, i just realized- you've only been here ten days, and you have 72 posts already... i only have like thirty...  :oops:

Am I talking too much?

The first thing I saw when I arrived at this board was a complaint that it was slow.

Quote from: Slarti on January 29, 2003, 11:20:22 PM
I never said it was a bad thing... pretty soon you'll have more posts than anyone...

anyway, it's good that you're posting so much, your sermons are amazing

Bumpillated cos of nostradamus factor  :tinfoilhat:

Also cos I'm at work and bored - post moar you fucks or this is gonna happen all day  :evilmad:



can't I gotta go to work myself in 10 minutes
that and its only 8:30 in the morning here on the REAL continent
im sure in the afternoon itll pick up
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

LHX

#36
May 28, 2007, 01:49:15 PM
i am posting
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
May 29, 2007, 02:30:43 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 28, 2007, 01:37:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2003, 11:19:02 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwow, Reverend Roger, i just realized- you've only been here ten days, and you have 72 posts already... i only have like thirty...  :oops:

Am I talking too much?

The first thing I saw when I arrived at this board was a complaint that it was slow.

Quote from: Slarti on January 29, 2003, 11:20:22 PM
I never said it was a bad thing... pretty soon you'll have more posts than anyone...

anyway, it's good that you're posting so much, your sermons are amazing

Bumpillated cos of nostradamus factor  :tinfoilhat:

Also cos I'm at work and bored - post moar you fucks or this is gonna happen all day  :evilmad:



Hee hee...Too bad Slarti decided I was the anti-christ.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#38
May 29, 2007, 07:33:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2007, 02:30:43 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 28, 2007, 01:37:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2003, 11:19:02 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwow, Reverend Roger, i just realized- you've only been here ten days, and you have 72 posts already... i only have like thirty...  :oops:

Am I talking too much?

The first thing I saw when I arrived at this board was a complaint that it was slow.

Quote from: Slarti on January 29, 2003, 11:20:22 PM
I never said it was a bad thing... pretty soon you'll have more posts than anyone...

anyway, it's good that you're posting so much, your sermons are amazing

Bumpillated cos of nostradamus factor  :tinfoilhat:

Also cos I'm at work and bored - post moar you fucks or this is gonna happen all day  :evilmad:



Hee hee...Too bad Slarti realised I was the anti-christ.

reepaired  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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