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Greetings From The Boogeyman!

Started by Enrico Salazar, December 12, 2005, 03:17:13 PM

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hooplala

#15
March 31, 2008, 07:10:16 PM
This is a grim one, isn't it?

And is it just me, or does Enrico sound more foreign now than he used to?  I smell a rat.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Requia ☣

#16
March 31, 2008, 07:33:37 PM
Check the date, this is what he sounded like years ago.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cramulus

#17
March 31, 2008, 07:41:11 PM
Though it's not a terribly funny piece, I would like to nominate it for Lollercaust. It hits that "horror" part of the "horrormirth" chord pretty dead-on.

I wonder if Enrico would like to give it some zing for our little publication?

hooplala

#18
March 31, 2008, 07:43:48 PM
I could talk to him, but he has a pretty low opinion of me as of late.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#19
March 31, 2008, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: Requiem on March 31, 2008, 07:33:37 PM
Check the date, this is what he sounded like years ago.

What do you make of that?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Triple Zero

#20
March 31, 2008, 07:52:36 PM
heh.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jenne

#21
March 31, 2008, 08:01:06 PM
Quote from: Verthaine on December 13, 2005, 05:05:25 AM
I've gotten my monsters so trained,they do MY bidding.I bring them out when I need them to do something I rather not get my hands dirty with,not the other way around.Nothing as pathetic as someone who can't keep their monsters in check.

Man, I miss the fuck out of Vincent.  :(

Also, this is great!  I gotta read more of the Salizarian Terror's works here on PD!

Requia ☣

#22
March 31, 2008, 08:12:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on March 31, 2008, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: Requiem on March 31, 2008, 07:33:37 PM
Check the date, this is what he sounded like years ago.

What do you make of that?

That Enrico is a complete and utter fraud, and only pretending to be Salzarian so that the Bavarians don't find him.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

LMNO

#23
March 31, 2008, 08:13:26 PM
Don't let Enrico hear you say that...

Enrico Salazar

#24
March 31, 2008, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: Requiem on March 31, 2008, 08:12:21 PM
That Enrico is a complete and utter fraud, and only pretending to be Salzarian so that the Bavarians don't find him.

You are cute.  Enrico would like to show you his goatse.  Is good for you?

These n00bs.  These cute tiny clean and soft n00bs are Enrico's lifebloods.  If werenot for mousesqueaks Enrico hear just before the Salazorian flesh fall into land of nod he would never be able to drown out sounds of own cries of anguish and lonely.  Is hard to be so beautiful.
Did someone say gorgeous?

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