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HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ

Started by Chef, December 22, 2005, 03:41:24 AM

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Chef

December 22, 2005, 03:41:24 AM
CLYDE'S RETIREMENT PLAN:
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Chef

#1
December 22, 2005, 03:42:13 AM
NEIGHBORS OFFENDED
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Chef

#2
December 22, 2005, 03:43:02 AM
AFTER CHILD SUPPORT,
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Chef

#3
December 22, 2005, 03:43:49 AM
PAM BLAMES PREGNANCY
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#4
December 22, 2005, 04:22:48 AM
That bitch owns
Johnny's testicles and she
Won't return them

Schizzy

#5
December 22, 2005, 04:29:52 AM
I thought that she
Got pregnant from the galdurned
Toilet seat.
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