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If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

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HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ

Started by Chef, December 22, 2005, 03:41:24 AM

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Chef

December 22, 2005, 03:41:24 AM
CLYDE'S RETIREMENT PLAN:
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Chef

#1
December 22, 2005, 03:42:13 AM
NEIGHBORS OFFENDED
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Chef

#2
December 22, 2005, 03:43:02 AM
AFTER CHILD SUPPORT,
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Chef

#3
December 22, 2005, 03:43:49 AM
PAM BLAMES PREGNANCY
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#4
December 22, 2005, 04:22:48 AM
That bitch owns
Johnny's testicles and she
Won't return them

Schizzy

#5
December 22, 2005, 04:29:52 AM
I thought that she
Got pregnant from the galdurned
Toilet seat.
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