Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[LMNO]

::ssssslllluuuurrrrppppp::


Thanks, man.  It's got that aroma of man-funk, just the way I like it.

[LHX]

this is by far my favorite show

[hooplala]

*stands up in audience, charred and smoky*

I've . . . prefer . . . the . . . Chevy . . . Chase . . . Sho-

*falls over*

[LMNO]

Someone get that man a drink!

[LMNO]

I love Robots.



::sssllluurrp::

[hooplala]

*one charred hand reaches up for bottle*

. . . thanks.

[Toots]

::runs onto stage wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra::

Weeeeeee hoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just flew in from Hawaii and boy are my arms tired!!! ::

Thank you, thank you!

::picks up Baron's limp hand clutching to the bottle of 50::

Hand it over mo fo! I just dropped 20 hits of acid and I'm ready to take all you motherfuckers on!

Enrico, you so crazy! Lookeee your show has been invaded by moi!

Guess what I have under this grass skirt!

[Enrico Salazar]

It looks like pineapple.

[Toots]

A fucking flamethrower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh, pretty colours.

Looky here, nice red and yellow thing coming out of flame thrower. Let's point it at the Baron.



::chars Baron's left hand::

Oopsie!!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

*hands Toots some thorazine, just in case she needs it*

[Enrico Salazar]

So much hate.

So much pain.

So much fire.

(smiles into camera)

Is good.

(camera lense cracks)

We will return after these messages . . .

[Toots]

*hands Toots some thorazine, just in case she needs it*

::takes thorazine, sits down on stage and starts crying::

Thanks so much! Nobody has ever tried to help me, the world is so cruel!!!!!!!!! ::sobs hysterically and kicks the Baron's body out of the way. Watches him crawl offstage::

I mean, my childhood was tough. My parents were Satanists!!! They made me have sex in rituals and, and, and, when I had my baby they...they KILLED it!!!!!!!!!! ::cries even harder::
Those fuckers!! I'll show them!!!
::starts a fire in first two rows of audience::
::stops and scratches head::
Wait, I think that was just some stupid book I read.
Oh well! Thanks for this!!
Ooh, look at the pretty colours backstage!

In conclusion:
There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.

Weeeeeeeeeee!

::runs off stage::

[hooplala]

*raises up on one elbow*

For those just tuning in the book was "Michelle Remembers" . . . I read it to Toots under hypnosis . . . watch . . .

COME BACK AND CLUCK LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN!!

[Toots]

::runs back on::

Cluck, cluck...cluck.

Hey can you get me a beer or should I just drink from the toilet?

::stares at Baron's dumbfounded look::

What, I'm the chicken lady and I love life! If you want to stay in my good books, don't call me a birdbrain. If you want to stay in my good books, which you do. Gravel and grubs, gravel and grubs, I love to eat my gravel and grubs.

Weeeeee!

::runs off stage::

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<Shoots half the audience with neurostun agent via darts, just to quiet things down.>

Jevus Wept!

I am trying to drink here.