Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Toots]

::runs back on::

Cluck, cluck...cluck.

Hey can you get me a beer or should I just drink from the toilet?

::stares at Baron's dumbfounded look::

What, I'm the chicken lady and I love life! If you want to stay in my good books, don't call me a birdbrain. If you want to stay in my good books, which you do. Gravel and grubs, gravel and grubs, I love to eat my gravel and grubs.

Weeeeee!

::runs off stage::

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

<Shoots half the audience with neurostun agent via darts, just to quiet things down.>

Jevus Wept!

I am trying to drink here.

[Toots]

for those who don't know that was The Chicken Lady, the fucking funniest character from Kids in the Hall who were comedy genius biotches!

[hooplala]

for those who don't know that was The Chicken Lady, the fucking funniest character from Kids in the Hall who were comedy genius biotches!

Yup.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Nope.

[hooplala]

I'm not going to bother to argue over something so obvious.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I'm not going to bother to argue over something so obvious.

<shoots Baron with neurostun.>

<puts tequila IV infuser into his arm.>

That'll keep your flap tip top tight.

[LHX]

is it true mariah carey going to be on the show?
or was that just a rumor?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

is it true mariah carey going to be on the show?
or was that just a rumor?

No. She's floating in the thames.

[LHX]

maybe salazar will do one of those 'live on the scene' shows



i thought he loves marine life

[Baron Von Stevenstein]

<emerges from a burlap bag>

<looks at the drink bot>

A beverage if you will.

And make it snappy.. scooter.

[Zurtok Khan]

*walks on stage with sledgehammer and watermelon*

*puts watermelon on stage*

*smashes random audience member in the face with sledgehammer*

Alright, Faggots, who want's some watermelon?

[Toots]

<emerges from a burlap bag>

<looks at the drink bot>

A beverage if you will.

And make it snappy.. scooter.

::stomps onto stage and punches Baron Von Stevenstein in the face::

Scooter? Scooter?
You're talking to the future president of the United States of Amurricah! Show some respect you socialist scum!! That's MR LIBBY to you!

[Cain]

I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

[Toots]

I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Silly Brit, that number is his salary! They don't put Republicans in jail here.