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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Toots

#615
January 27, 2006, 09:25:58 PM
::runs back on::

Cluck, cluck...cluck.

Hey can you get me a beer or should I just drink from the toilet?

::stares at Baron's dumbfounded look::

What, I'm the chicken lady and I love life! If you want to stay in my good books, don't call me a birdbrain. If you want to stay in my good books, which you do. Gravel and grubs, gravel and grubs, I love to eat my gravel and grubs.

Weeeeee!

::runs off stage::
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#616
January 27, 2006, 09:27:12 PM
<Shoots half the audience with neurostun agent via darts, just to quiet things down.>

Jevus Wept!

I am trying to drink here.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Toots

#617
January 27, 2006, 09:27:19 PM
for those who don't know that was The Chicken Lady, the fucking funniest character from Kids in the Hall who were comedy genius biotches!
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

hooplala

#618
January 27, 2006, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: Tootsfor those who don't know that was The Chicken Lady, the fucking funniest character from Kids in the Hall who were comedy genius biotches!

Yup.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#619
January 27, 2006, 09:34:33 PM
Nope.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#620
January 27, 2006, 09:38:05 PM
I'm not going to bother to argue over something so obvious.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#621
January 27, 2006, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI'm not going to bother to argue over something so obvious.

<shoots Baron with neurostun.>

<puts tequila IV infuser into his arm.>

That'll keep your flap tip top tight.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LHX

#622
January 27, 2006, 09:56:28 PM
is it true mariah carey going to be on the show?
or was that just a rumor?
neat hell

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#623
January 27, 2006, 09:59:54 PM
Quote from: LHXis it true mariah carey going to be on the show?
or was that just a rumor?

No. She's floating in the thames.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LHX

#624
January 27, 2006, 10:02:35 PM
maybe salazar will do one of those 'live on the scene' shows



i thought he loves marine life
neat hell

Baron Von Stevenstein

#625
January 28, 2006, 12:18:57 AM
<emerges from a burlap bag>

<looks at the drink bot>

A beverage if you will.

And make it snappy.. scooter.
Floppy-ear'd Order of the Cthulhu
(\ /)
(0.o)
(>D)>=I====>

Zurtok Khan

#626
January 28, 2006, 09:44:23 AM
*walks on stage with sledgehammer and watermelon*

*puts watermelon on stage*

*smashes random audience member in the face with sledgehammer*

Alright, Faggots, who want's some watermelon?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Toots

#627
January 30, 2006, 12:35:52 AM
Quote from: Baron Von Stevenstein<emerges from a burlap bag>

<looks at the drink bot>

A beverage if you will.

And make it snappy.. scooter.

::stomps onto stage and punches Baron Von Stevenstein in the face::

Scooter? Scooter?
You're talking to the future president of the United States of Amurricah! Show some respect you socialist scum!! That's MR LIBBY to you!
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce

Cain

#628
January 30, 2006, 12:40:30 AM
I thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Toots

#629
January 30, 2006, 12:59:45 AM
Quote from: CainI thought it was prisoner number 3558723721

Silly Brit, that number is his salary! They don't put Republicans in jail here.   :twisted:
I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone[/b]
Lenny Bruce
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