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« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2006, 08:43:02 pm »
You gave me the syphillis, Diabo, why shouldn't you recount it in detail?

(rimshot)

Thank you, thank you.  That's little Mo Tucker on the drums there, folks.

And Diabo, Enrico is so saddened, that 'paralyzed from neck up' comment bordered on the genuinely amusing.  If you do not have your complete lack of humor, what will you have?

What is Enrico asking?  Of course you will still have your unimaginable body-odor.  Peoples at home be glad you aren't sitting next to her.

Can you smell her from down there at the end of the couch, LMNO?
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« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2006, 08:45:49 pm »
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« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2006, 08:54:32 pm »
See what your stench did?  Now LMNO has dissapeared.

Trainwreck.

Anyway, that was Diabo Salazore talking about her book Ben-Wa Balls something or other.  Let's hope it will rake in millions of dollars and Diabo can afford to have one of those new face transplants.  There will still be the problem of the rest of her body, but one step at a time.

Who is next?

(consults blue note cards)

Our next guest is - you OK Shecky?  You look off-color.  Moreso than usual.

(rimshot)

No, Mo, Enrico is serious.  Shecky has stopped breathing.

Anyway.

We will return after a short message from our sponsors.
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« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2006, 09:37:49 pm »
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« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2006, 10:11:17 pm »
<stabs the android.>

<steals his horn.>

<disappears.>
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« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2006, 02:40:45 am »
And, Enrico is back.

Shecky, how you feeling now?

(Shecky's body does not move)

Ehhhh.  This may not be good.

On a brighter note Enrico's next guest is a future presidential candidate and the smartest motherfucker he knows personally, sometimes known as Fred, good friend Noodle!

Come on out Noodle!
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« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2006, 02:43:45 am »
...hello..or somethngs
um....yeah
>_>

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« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2006, 02:46:28 am »
Fred, your hair is looking fantastic.  Have you been working out?  Where do you buy your clothes?

Ehhh.

(consults blue note card)

Ehh, you look younger and younger.

Fred, tell Enrico's viewers what would make you good presidente for American peoples.  Better than orangutan.
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« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2006, 02:52:19 am »
Thanks Enrico. you also look great, espcially since you were supposed to be dead. o_O

I would  make a good president because i fucking say so! sure, every presidential candidate says that...but...um...im cooler! YEAH
also, i would be WAY BETTER then an orangutan because i shave more often. stupid hairy fuckers. and i dont smell bad.
I BATHE VOTE FOR ME
see?

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« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2006, 02:56:22 am »
Yes yes.  Is good.

And death thing was part of insurance scam . . . in case of fire Enrico's son got shitloads of money . . . now Enrico is back and Little Tono is nowhere to be seen.

Enrico is sure he will turn up.  If the metal detectors are set for body hair.

(rimshot)

Anyway.  Fred.  Anything else you would like to say?
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« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2006, 03:00:00 am »
yes. come the revolution, I WILL FILL YOUR PANTIES WITH OLD GRANDMAS AND THEIR MEAT LOAF! TAKE THAT BITCH!!!!  

also. please support the eat the whale campaign.
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« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2006, 03:02:55 am »
Enrico cannot wait until his panties are filled with grandmothers.  It will be so much easier than chasing after them all the time.

Thank you Fred for being guest on show.  Can you stick around on couch, or do you have plane to catch?
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« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2006, 03:05:15 am »
thanks for having me, enrico!
i'll hang here. couch looks nice

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« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2006, 03:06:54 am »
hey d. honey. turn the tv up! that noodel chick is on enrico's show.
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.