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Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Cain

#240
January 08, 2006, 11:59:11 PM
My mouth's only got one side.

hooplala

#241
January 08, 2006, 11:59:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: CainWe should really drop the U embargo against the USA...it was a long time ago, we burnt the White House, there's no need to make their spelling funny too...

Quote from: Baron von HooplaShould I also start spelling night without a 'gh', or doughnut without a 'gh'?  Or perhaps theatre with an 'er', or some other such nonsense?

I smell...REGIME CHANGE!

And high time, too.  We have allowed you common-wealthers to have your way for far too long.  You've become uppity.

TGRR,
Thinks you'll be laughing out the other side of your mouths soon enough.

Hell, I'm laughing like a drunk hyena right now!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#242
January 08, 2006, 11:59:58 PM
Quote from: agent compassionYou did?

It's still there.

I think bits of it got set on fire.  War of 1812.

The Good Reverend Roger

#243
January 09, 2006, 12:06:30 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: agent compassionYou did?

It's still there.

I think bits of it got set on fire.  War of 1812.

Remember when the Brits could burn a building down properly?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#244
January 09, 2006, 12:06:50 AM
Quote from: CainMy mouth's only got one side.

So far.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#245
January 09, 2006, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla

Hell, I'm laughing like a drunk hyena right now!

There'll be no hyenas, come the revolution.  Lotsa vultures, though.

But, then again, they don't laugh.

What now, Canuck?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#246
January 09, 2006, 12:08:29 AM
Will there be beer?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#247
January 09, 2006, 12:10:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: agent compassionYou did?

It's still there.

I think bits of it got set on fire.  War of 1812.

Remember when the Brits could burn a building dwn properly?

Hell yeah!  Francis Drake FTW!

The Good Reverend Roger

#248
January 09, 2006, 12:30:38 AM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: agent compassionYou did?

It's still there.

I think bits of it got set on fire.  War of 1812.

Remember when the Brits could burn a building dwn properly?

Hell yeah!  Francis Drake FTW!

He was nothing without the hurricane!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#249
January 09, 2006, 12:31:08 AM
Lies!  Lies I tell you!

The Good Reverend Roger

#250
January 09, 2006, 12:35:49 AM
Quote from: CainLies!  Lies I tell you!

Cold hard truth.

If not for that hurricane, Drake would have been beaten like the family mule.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enrico Salazar

#251
January 09, 2006, 02:11:56 PM
Is embarrassing.

Camera was left running all night.  Enrico apologizes for chatter about Drake . . . only good Drake is Drake's Coffee Cake.  Which is one of sponsors of Into The Night With Salazar And Friends . . . chewy delicious and delectable - words describing Enrico?  Yes, but also accurately describing Drake's Coffee Cakes.  The official in-between-meals snack.

Welcome back, faggot.  We will return after the following messages . . .
Did someone say gorgeous?

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#252
January 09, 2006, 02:21:27 PM
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hooplala

#253
January 09, 2006, 02:53:25 PM
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"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shecky D. Albino

#254
January 09, 2006, 09:23:22 PM
Hiya.  Welcome back to the show.

Enrico is, uh . . . in a delicate position in the men's john right now . . . so in his place we are going to bring in a celebrity psychic, the Amazing Salazippy!

Come on out, Amazing Salazippy!
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...
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