Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Shecky D. Albino]

Shit, Salazippy . . . ya sound a lot like Enrico.

[Enrico Salazar]

Really?  Never heard that before.

[Shecky D. Albino]

Forget it.

Let's move on.

Alright, the Amazing Salazippy will be receiving the answers to the questions we have written on these 4x5 blue notecards, sealed in envelopes by Fluffy the Bunny herself.  Say hi, Fluffy . . .

fffffttttttttttttttttttttphhhhhhhhhhhh!

Alright, Salazippy . . . here is the first card . . .

[Enrico Salazar]

Thank you, Shecky . . .

(holds card to head)

Alright . . . Salazippy is getting something . . .

Getting something . . .

The answer is "Pussy Willow".

[Shecky D. Albino]

Pussy Willow?

[Enrico Salazar]

Is true.

(rips open envelope and blows inside)

And, answer is . . . "How do you introduce a vagina to a Weeping Willow?"

(rimshot)

[Shecky D. Albino]

HEY OH!

Next envelope, Salazippy?

[Enrico Salazar]

Alright . . . answer is . . .

Answer is "A broken bong, Baron von Hoopla and Shecky D. Albino"

[Shecky D. Albino]

A broken bong.

Baron von Hoopla.

And Shecky.  D.  Albino.

[Enrico Salazar]

Yes.

(rips open envelope and blows inside)

And, answer is . . . "Name a leak, a geek, and a sexual freak."

[Shecky D. Albino]

Shit man, that's painfully bad.

Last envelope, Salazippy . . .

[Enrico Salazar]

Alright.  Thank you Shecky.

Last envelope.

(holds envelope to head)

The answer is . . . "Clean air, health care, and freedom"

[Shecky D. Albino]

Clean air.

Health Care.

And, freedom.

[David The Gnome]

this is a television show?

tell them to save the forests.

[Enrico Salazar]

Fuck off, David Gnome.

(rips open envelope and blows inside)

And, answer is "Name three things you will not find in United States Of America."

(rimshot)