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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Enrico Salazar

Greetings, glorious faggot!

Prepare to be shocked amazed and aroused my Salazippy's strange and unusual psychic powers!
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

Shit, Salazippy . . . ya sound a lot like Enrico.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

Forget it.

Let's move on.

Alright, the Amazing Salazippy will be receiving the answers to the questions we have written on these 4x5 blue notecards, sealed in envelopes by Fluffy the Bunny herself.  Say hi, Fluffy . . .

Quote from: Fluffyfffffttttttttttttttttttttphhhhhhhhhhhh!

Alright, Salazippy . . . here is the first card . . .
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Thank you, Shecky . . .

(holds card to head)

Alright . . . Salazippy is getting something . . .

Getting something . . .

The answer is "Pussy Willow".
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Is true.

(rips open envelope and blows inside)

And, answer is . . . "How do you introduce a vagina to a Weeping Willow?"

(rimshot)
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Alright . . . answer is . . .

Answer is "A broken bong, Baron von Hoopla and Shecky D. Albino"
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

A broken bong.

Baron von Hoopla.

And Shecky.  D.  Albino.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Yes.

(rips open envelope and blows inside)

And, answer is . . . "Name a leak, a geek, and a sexual freak."
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

Shit man, that's painfully bad.

Last envelope, Salazippy . . .
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Enrico Salazar

Alright.  Thank you Shecky.

Last envelope.

(holds envelope to head)

The answer is . . . "Clean air, health care, and freedom"
Did someone say gorgeous?


Shecky D. Albino

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

David The Gnome

this is a television show?

tell them to save the forests.