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Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #135 on: February 18, 2006, 12:59:39 am »
That's fucking awesome!

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Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #136 on: February 21, 2006, 06:45:39 pm »
A ninja scarf!!
That looks even better than the leopard skin print silk scarf Zorga uses to play ninja.

Bell.a! When are you coming back to Montana to play ninja with Zorga again?
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Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #137 on: April 03, 2006, 03:16:43 pm »
Figured I'd share my latest crafty update with y'all:  This weekend, the central Texas Amtgard groups are going to sponsor an "Iron Newbie" tournament at their joint event.  A team of four or five veterans will be assigned a new player and will be responsible for equipping him/her as completely as possible in two hours (costume, weaponry, basic fighting skills, etc.).

I'm hoping to crank out a T-tunic, some basic pants, and a cloak in that time; we are allowed to bring machines, and mine's already in dire need of a tuneup, so a day out in the humidity won't kill it that much further.  We'll see how it goes.  I'll try to remember to bring my digicam and share some pictures of what I end up making.
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« Reply #138 on: May 28, 2006, 03:54:10 am »
Look what I just found......a hand-knitted flying spaghetti monster hat.
Plus instructions.

http://www.phobe.com/fsmhat/index.html

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« Reply #139 on: May 31, 2006, 09:35:08 am »
Quote from: Bella
Look what I just found......a hand-knitted flying spaghetti monster hat.
Plus instructions.

http://www.phobe.com/fsmhat/index.html



That's a hat silly enough for me to wear.
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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #140 on: August 19, 2006, 08:12:31 am »
That's a very silly hat.

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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #141 on: October 27, 2006, 08:09:13 am »
The poor woman is obviously in distress. That thing has her in it's sinister clutches and all you people can do is laugh?
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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #142 on: October 27, 2006, 01:29:43 pm »
Do not taunt Happy Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #143 on: October 27, 2006, 01:56:23 pm »
wow. this thread IS a toolbox.
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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #144 on: December 08, 2006, 10:14:30 am »
OH SNAP
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GET IT?!
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THEY MAKE TOOLS!
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!

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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #145 on: March 20, 2007, 04:23:40 pm »
MSC is teh Craftsman.
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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #146 on: June 25, 2007, 01:10:37 am »
 :lulz:

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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #147 on: June 25, 2007, 01:45:23 am »
I saw the thread title and i thought somebody was being mean to EB&G again.
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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #148 on: June 25, 2007, 06:16:51 pm »
Anyone not scarfed out and like aliens?

Here's a picky and pattern for an alien illusion scarf--illusion as in you can only see the aliens if you look at it from a certain angle. Kinda fun.



MC= Main colour  (black in this case) CC=complementary colour (green)

CC 1. K all RS
CC 2. P all WS
MC 3. K all RS
MC 4. K all WS
CC 5. K all RS
CC 6. P all WS
MC 7. K all RS
MC 8. K all WS
CC 9. K all RS
CC 10. P23, K7, P10
MC 11. K all RS
MC 12. K23, P7, K10
CC 13. K all RS
CC 14. P20, K11, P9
MC 15. K all RS
MC 16. K20, P11, K9
CC 17. K all RS
CC 18. P17, K9, P2, K4, P8
MC 19. K all RS
MC 20. K17, P9, K2, P4, K8
CC 21. K all RS
CC 22. P14, K11, P4, K4, P7
MC 23. K all RS
MC 24. K14, P11, K4, P4, K7
CC 25. K all RS
CC 26. P11, K13, P6, K4, P6
MC 27. K all RS
MC 28. K11, P13, K6, P4, K6
CC 29. K all RS
CC 30. P8, K16, P6, K5, P5
MC 31. K all RS
MC 32. K8, P16, K6, P5, K5
CC 33. K all RS
CC 34. P6, K5, P2, K12, P4, K7, P4
MC 35. K all RS
MC 36. K6, P5, K2, P12, K4, P7, K4
CC 37. K all RS
CC 38. P4, K7, P2, K13, P2, K8, P4
MC 39. K all RS
MC 40. K4, P7, K2, P13, K2, P8, K4
CC 41. K all RS
CC 42. P4, K7, P2, K23, P4
MC 43. K all RS
MC 44. K4, P7, K2, P23, K4
CC 45. K all RS
CC 46. P4, K7, P2, K23, P4
MC 47. K all RS
MC 48. K4, P7, K2, P23, K4
CC 49. K all RS
CC 50. P4, K7, P2, K13, P2, K8, P4
MC 51. K all RS
MC 52. K4, P7, K2, P13, K2, P8, K4
CC 53. K all RS
CC 54. P6, K5, P2, K12, P4, K7, P4
MC 55. K all RS
MC 56. K6, P5, K2, P12, K4, P7, K4
CC 57. K all RS
CC 58. P8, K16, P6, K5, P5
MC 59. K all RS
MC 60. K8, P16, K6, P5, K5
CC 61. K all RS
CC 62. P11, K13, P6, K4, P6
MC 63. K all RS
MC 64. K11, P13, K6, P4, K6
CC 65. K all RS
CC 66. P14, K11, P4, K4, P7
MC 67. K all RS
MC 68. K14, P11, K4, P4, K7
CC 69. K all RS
CC 70. P17, K9, P2, K4, p8
MC 71. K all RS
MC 72. K17, P9, K2, P4, K8
CC 73. K all RS
CC 74. P20, K11, P9
MC 75. K all RS
MC 76. K20, P11, K9
CC 77. K all RS
CC 78. P23, K7, P10
MC 79. K all RS
MC 80. K23, P7, K10

Knit 1-80 for a total of 6 alien motifs

looks comfy

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Re: Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner
« Reply #149 on: July 08, 2007, 02:15:35 am »


My on going Dr. Who Scarf.  Looking to complete in 3-4 more feet.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2007, 02:18:15 am by Richter »
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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