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hooplala

January 31, 2006, 08:24:04 PM
I am putting together a collection of Discordian writings, and was wondering if anyone had anything they had written in the last 6 months or so they had written which they would like to be included.

Preferably stuff which hasn't been printed in either Verthaine's or Synaptyx's books, but if you think it's worth reprinting let me know.

Either send me the writings, or send me the link.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

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January 31, 2006, 09:34:07 PM
I forgot to mention that the timeline I am shooting for is about 2 weeks from now, so Valentines Day-ish.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

BADGE OF HONOR

#2
January 31, 2006, 10:17:34 PM
You can always quote my "Final piece of advice to noobs".  I'm not sure how exciting it is, but it's probably the only rant I've ever posted that's actually related to discordianism.  

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7114
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

LHX

#3
February 01, 2006, 12:48:11 AM
any themes?
neat hell

DJRubberducky

#4
February 01, 2006, 04:31:42 AM
You're welcome to use my essay contest entry:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7815
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

the other anonymous

#5
February 01, 2006, 06:45:38 AM
Ooh! Ooh!

Pleased to be using my font for clip-art-iness?

Type1 (PS/PDF): http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25053688/
TrueType: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25132984/

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#6
February 01, 2006, 08:41:02 AM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI am putting together a collection of Discordian writings, and was wondering if anyone had anything they had written in the last 6 months or so they had written which they would like to be included.

Preferably stuff which hasn't been printed in either Verthaine's or Synaptyx's books, but if you think it's worth reprinting let me know.

Either send me the writings, or send me the link.

I have been writing like a diarrhetic madman, but avoid all these writings like the plague.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

hooplala

#7
February 01, 2006, 03:01:13 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYou can always quote my "Final piece of advice to noobs".  I'm not sure how exciting it is, but it's probably the only rant I've ever posted that's actually related to discordianism.  

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7114

That's going in for sure . . . in fact I'll probably put it pretty much right at the beginning.  

Do you mind if I re-title it "Rabid Badger Of God's Advice For Discordian N00bs"?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#8
February 01, 2006, 03:02:58 PM
BLAM! http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8754

Anything else I may have ever said is free for the taking too.  Also, if you need Discordian sounding fillers for any pages, PM me and I'll give you a link or two to steal from.

BADGE OF HONOR

#9
February 01, 2006, 03:05:46 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYou can always quote my "Final piece of advice to noobs".  I'm not sure how exciting it is, but it's probably the only rant I've ever posted that's actually related to discordianism.  

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7114

That's going in for sure . . . in fact I'll probably put it pretty much right at the beginning.  

Do you mind if I re-title it "Rabid Badger Of God's Advice For Discordian N00bs"?
Certainly, go ahead.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hooplala

#10
February 01, 2006, 03:10:51 PM
Quote from: CainBLAM! http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8754

Anything else I may have ever said is free for the taking too.  Also, if you need Discordian sounding fillers for any pages, PM me and I'll give you a link or two to steal from.

Wicked, thank you.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

East Coast Hustle

#11
February 01, 2006, 03:11:53 PM
well, if you want to snag any of my puerile rantings, feel free....but don't blame me when everyone asks you why you put such crap in your book.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#12
February 01, 2006, 03:17:06 PM
This is my rant for ECH's contest.  I kinda like it.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7729

hooplala

#13
February 01, 2006, 03:24:12 PM
Quote from: LHXany themes?

Just Discordianism in general, but that's pretty wide open.  Go nuts.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#14
February 01, 2006, 03:28:40 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustlewell, if you want to snag any of my puerile rantings, feel free....but don't blame me when everyone asks you why you put such crap in your book.

That's bullshit and you know it.  Has any of your stuff been published in Verthaine's or Syn's books?  Just so I don't put in the same things?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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