this is a not rant. im bored

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Twelve people sit on a wall. One is eating a mango. That has no significance. Except the mango is full of worms. Yum protein. Now if one person kicked another in the face and danced the tango (which btw, rhymes with mango) what time is breakfast? Blither blither blither. Sounds like slither. Wither wither, my brain withers. Withers in the sun. I like raisins. They remind me of rat shit and celery, which is not a good snack. It gives you rabies or herpes or babies. No cure for any of those. Maybe in 50 years they can cure stupidity. I really need that. Or some new socks. Mine have holes. Like my thought process. Process,ĶProcessed meat. Porcupines. Popsicles. Porpoise? No not that. Gives you indigestion. Intestine. Infestation. Like tapeworms. They aren,Äôt sticky like tape. They don,Äôt keep boxes together. Tape is nice. You could wrap your head in tape. Rip all your hair off. Might as well use a chainsaw. Get rid of some unneeded body parts. Really I see no need for any of your body parts. Your bodily presence is merely annoying. How long would you last floating in a giant bottle on the ocean? If you lived in a giant bottle, I bet you would eventually drown in your own piss. How pleasant. I would rather drown in ice-cream. Ben & Jerry,Äôs Cherry Garcia. Why did they name a cherry Garcia? Esteban would have been better. Esteban is my neighbour. He likes mangoes. But he doesn,Äôt like walls. Walls limit your view. So do basements. They are cold. They are dark. They are boring. This is boring. I am boring. What? I forget. In conclusion: eat tacos everyday.
the end

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why aren't you a speech-writer?

TGRR,
Wants to see Bush end the State of the Union Address with "kthxbye!"

[AFK]

Why aren't you a speech-writer?

TGRR,
Wants to see Bush end the State of the Union Address with "kthxbye!"

I think that was what his father said that time when he was visiting the Japanese.