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saint aini

#105
April 06, 2007, 01:52:39 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 04, 2007, 10:40:37 PM
So what do you do with her then?

Hardcore fetish sex acts on a Friday afternoon while in front of a Catholic Church, Jewish, Hindic or Buddhist temple eating a hotdog on a hotdog bun as a remonstration against the popular paganisms of the day (Catholicism, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism and Discordianism).
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Your Audience

#106
April 06, 2007, 02:09:19 AM
Quote from: saint aini on April 06, 2007, 01:52:39 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 04, 2007, 10:40:37 PM
So what do you do with her then?

Hardcore fetish sex acts on a Friday afternoon while in front of a Catholic Church, Jewish, Hindic or Buddhist temple eating a hotdog on a hotdog bun as a remonstration against the popular paganisms of the day (Catholicism, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism and Discordianism).

Cool. Can anybody do that?
You turn me on.

saint aini

#107
April 06, 2007, 02:10:40 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 02:09:19 AM
Quote from: saint aini on April 06, 2007, 01:52:39 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 04, 2007, 10:40:37 PM
So what do you do with her then?

Hardcore fetish sex acts on a Friday afternoon while in front of a Catholic Church, Jewish, Hindic or Buddhist temple eating a hotdog on a hotdog bun as a remonstration against the popular paganisms of the day (Catholicism, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism and Discordianism).

Cool. Can anybody do that?

Pentabarf... Read it.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Your Audience

#108
April 06, 2007, 02:17:16 AM
I did, I just wasn't sure if I should take it seriously or not.
You turn me on.

saint aini

#109
April 06, 2007, 02:20:49 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 02:17:16 AM
I did, I just wasn't sure if I should take it seriously or not.

That's the nature of the elaborate joke disguised as a religion disguised as an elaborate joke disguised as a religion.

You never will know how many licks.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Your Audience

#110
April 06, 2007, 02:22:20 AM
Now I'm definatley going to have to rub one off on you.
You turn me on.

saint aini

#111
April 06, 2007, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 02:22:20 AM
Now I'm definatley going to have to rub one off on you.
Mind you, these are some of the best jakes and jokers on the Interwebs.

It won't happen.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Idem

#112
April 06, 2007, 03:14:18 AM
Oh God just SHUT UP, both of you.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#113
April 13, 2007, 06:41:04 AM

Jasper

#114
April 21, 2007, 09:44:48 PM

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#115
April 23, 2007, 07:56:46 PM
Quote from: Your Audience on April 06, 2007, 02:17:16 AM
I did, I just wasn't sure if I should take it seriously or not.

Take it seriously. Very seriously.

B_M_W

#116
April 24, 2007, 05:54:16 AM
Will you people the fuck get out and quit ruining this thread???!!!


GODDAMN IT, IF I MUST TAKE THE SCALPEL TO YOUR FUCKING SIDE AND REMOVE YOUR OVARIES, SO BE IT!!
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Payne

#117
April 24, 2007, 05:58:15 AM
Venting anger on dead threads BMW?

B_M_W

#118
April 24, 2007, 06:07:09 AM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2007, 05:58:15 AM
Venting anger on dead threads BMW?

This is a really fucking cool thread.


Or at least it was before it was jacked.

Introducing me to the Enyo aspect was one of the main reasons I took off to Berlin last summer, to see the Pergammon altar, of which Enyo is one of the reliefs on the main freeze.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Payne

#119
April 24, 2007, 06:09:42 AM
I know what you mean. I liked this thread too. At least "Your Audience" fucked off.

I would try to post something relevent to the OP, but anything I know has already been covered, so it's best for me to leave it to some else to un-jack it.
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