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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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Jasper

#285
April 29, 2007, 03:32:41 AM
Bullet ants.

The Good Reverend Roger

#286
April 29, 2007, 04:20:00 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2007, 03:31:50 AM
What if we used beetles?

Stink beetles, or those cool ones from the last round of mummy movies?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#287
April 29, 2007, 04:23:47 AM
All of them.  Beetles outnumber everything else, IIRC.  They are the secret weapon no-one else has considered using.  With the right breeding and training programs...

The Good Reverend Roger

#288
April 29, 2007, 04:30:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:23:47 AM
All of them.  Beetles outnumber everything else, IIRC.  They are the secret weapon no-one else has considered using.  With the right breeding and training programs...

I thought ants outnumber beetles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#289
April 29, 2007, 04:30:41 AM
That might be species....damn.

Jasper

#290
April 29, 2007, 04:55:23 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:32:41 AM
Bullet ants.

Very painful bite, top few in the world.

saint aini

#291
May 01, 2007, 01:07:54 AM
There are vampires down the hall, slayers to the left, blood junkies straight ahea, zombies to the right, Daleks at the base of the stairs, and Panzermensch stomping outside this abandoned police station.

Should we just simply smoke some of the evidence locker and pray that the end comes quickly and permanently?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

The Good Reverend Roger

#292
May 01, 2007, 01:09:06 AM
Quote from: saint aini on May 01, 2007, 01:07:54 AM
There are vampires down the hall, slayers to the left, blood junkies straight ahea, zombies to the right, Daleks at the base of the stairs, and Panzermensch stomping outside this abandoned police station.

Should we just simply smoke some of the evidence locker and pray that the end comes quickly and permanently?

Um, no.  Some people would PAY for a vacation like that.

Use the shotgun.  You don't gotta load it.  We did that shit for you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#293
May 01, 2007, 01:01:32 PM
Quote from: saint aini on May 01, 2007, 01:07:54 AM
There are vampires down the hall, slayers to the left, blood junkies straight ahea, zombies to the right, Daleks at the base of the stairs, and Panzermensch stomping outside this abandoned police station.

Should we just simply smoke some of the evidence locker and pray that the end comes quickly and permanently?


I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

LEFT

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

GO LEFT

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

TURN LEFT

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

GO EAST

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY LEFT?

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

GAAAAH!

I'm sorry, you can't do that here.

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I'm sorry, you can't do that here.























...ad nauseum...

PopeTom

#294
May 01, 2007, 01:05:25 PM
Who do you suppose would win in a fight, a Dalek or a Grue?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

PopeTom

#295
May 01, 2007, 01:06:16 PM
Quote from: saint aini on May 01, 2007, 01:07:54 AM
There are vampires down the hall, slayers to the left, blood junkies straight ahea, zombies to the right, Daleks at the base of the stairs, and Panzermensch stomping outside this abandoned police station.

Should we just simply smoke some of the evidence locker and pray that the end comes quickly and permanently?

Just hand tight until The Doctor comes, then it'll all be good, maybe.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

LMNO

#296
May 01, 2007, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 01, 2007, 01:05:25 PM
Who do you suppose would win in a fight, a Dalek or a Grue?

What's sad is that such jokes as these are almost incomprehensible, these days.

PopeTom

#297
May 01, 2007, 01:26:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2007, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 01, 2007, 01:05:25 PM
Who do you suppose would win in a fight, a Dalek or a Grue?

What's sad is that such jokes as these are almost incomprehensible, these days.

That's exactly why I love making them.

It also make me appreciate things like MC Frontalot's song It Is Pitch Dark.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Fearless Freep

#298
May 01, 2007, 07:49:56 PM Last Edit: May 02, 2007, 12:17:30 AM by Fearless Freep
I didn't read this thread, but if I had to fend off a wild animal, I would pull Bear Grylls out of my pack and let him eat them raw.
"Things are more like they are now than they've ever been" -- Gerald Ford

The Good Reverend Roger

#299
May 01, 2007, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: Fearless Freep on May 01, 2007, 07:49:56 PM
I didn't read this thread, but if I had to fend off a wild animal, I would pull Bear Gryllis out of my pack and let him eat them raw.

:|
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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