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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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MR TEH ROGER:

WHICH ANIMAL HAS TEH TIGHTEST ANUS?

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

maphdet

So I have these 3 kittens now...they sleep all day, then when I crash, they decide to stay up all night terrorizing me while I try to sleep.  What's your solution?

Mind-I can not close my bedroom door, and I dont have the heart to kick them outside.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: maphdet on April 29, 2007, 02:31:50 AM
So I have these 3 kittens now...they sleep all day, then when I crash, they decide to stay up all night terrorizing me while I try to sleep.  What's your solution?

Mind-I can not close my bedroom door, and I dont have the heart to kick them outside.

Then I guess a propane torch duct-taped to each hand is out of the question.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper


Jasper


Jasper


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 02:58:35 AM
Alright, alright.

What about bugs?

Bugs will have to defend themselves.  Their little hands are too small to duct-tape hatchets to.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

So, to put your skills to the test,

how do we use wild animals to ELIMINATE people we don't like?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:27:24 AM
So, to put your skills to the test,

how do we use wild animals to ELIMINATE people we don't like?

There aren't enough animals.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain