Homer called today, and said he got the word
He said that he hopes you still haven't heard
Of Eris.
Well, I rushed to my window. and then I looked outside;
I was sure that I saw, but could not believe my eyes
As a golden apple core dropped soundly into my life.
Oh, I don't know what she's thinking,
Or how this will go,
But I guess she's got her reasons
Even if it's just 'cause she's Eris.
<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>
Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
To tell her that I'm fleeing, without a second glance.
After all of this, I guess I should admit
that I'll stay for a bit, with Eris.
<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>
We grew up together,
But I never knew her name.
Saw her every day,
but didn't like her games.
Oh, Eris.
<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>
Now she's walking through my door,
With her golden apple core,
And there's no doubt in my mind,
that there's a basket holding more.
Oh, Eris.
<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>
Oh, I hope that she's leaving.
But I hope that she'll stay.
'Cause for twenty-four years
my life has been this way.
Oh, Eris.
<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>
Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
Maybe after this, it's my turn to dance.
With Eris.
Eris? Eris? All of us hail Eris!
