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Eris? (Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?)

Started by deet, June 02, 2006, 03:04:45 AM

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deet

Homer called today, and said he got the word
He said that he hopes you still haven't heard
Of Eris.

Well, I rushed to my window. and then I looked outside;
I was sure that I saw, but could not believe my eyes
As a golden apple core dropped soundly into my life.

Oh, I don't know what she's thinking,
Or how this will go,
But I guess she's got her reasons
Even if it's just 'cause she's Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
To tell her that I'm fleeing, without a second glance.
After all of this, I guess I should admit
that I'll stay for a bit, with Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

We grew up together,
But I never knew her name.
Saw her every day,
but didn't like her games.
Oh, Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Now she's walking through my door,
With her golden apple core,
And there's no doubt in my mind,
that there's a basket holding more.
Oh, Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Oh, I hope that she's leaving.
But I hope that she'll stay.
'Cause for twenty-four years
my life has been this way.
Oh, Eris.

<Eris? Eris? Who the fuck is Eris?>

Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
Maybe after this, it's my turn to dance.
With Eris.


Eris? Eris? All of us hail Eris!
All walls have two sides.

mind

OMFG!
Smokie!  I just played this song for a bunch of freaks in the woods last weekend. Actually prefer this erisian flip to the original!  nice.
<--- yes that IS a Holy Fucking Chao!
             on a stick...  
                      don't ask.

shyataroo

what song is it? is it called alice who the fuck is alice?
Hot Topic is like a farm...everywhere you go all you can see is sheep.

DrunkenMonkey

If you would care to look to your left, I'm going to steal that...

Would be a smash at karaoke
Save the planet, Kill yourself instead!

DrunkenMonkey

Oh, and to answer your question, Eris is the chunkofrockformerlyknownas 2003 UB313. aka The former tenth planet

Save the planet, Kill yourself instead!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

DrunkenMonkey

Ya ya, hate me all you want.

I don't pay taxes
Save the planet, Kill yourself instead!

l0c0dantes


Jasper