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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #615 on: May 04, 2017, 06:29:08 am »
No. You're helping by laughing. You've already transcended the entire situation of systemic institutional violence, corruption, and all of that.

Oh look, a real live revolutionary. I'll bet you even have a whole basement stocked with a three-year supply of manga and Kleenex.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #616 on: May 04, 2017, 06:30:55 am »
Just say violence is never acceptable or desirable and get it over with.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #617 on: May 04, 2017, 06:33:04 am »
Just say violence is never acceptable or desirable and get it over with.

Boy, are YOU in the wrong crowd. :lulz:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #618 on: May 04, 2017, 06:36:43 am »
I commit more violence every time I take my morning dump than you've probably ever managed in your entire life and I'm barely in the middle of the pack around here in that respect. Some of these guys break out their own teeth when they get bored and there's nobody more deserving around.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #619 on: May 04, 2017, 06:38:19 am »
It's just, y'know, we're not quite as smart as you so we haven't yet figured out how to out-violence THE SYSTEM, man.

Please, oh wonderous guru, enlighten us. :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #620 on: May 04, 2017, 06:39:19 am »
That's commendable. But I thought the sanctioned response was

"Oh so you're a tough guy now "

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #621 on: May 04, 2017, 06:46:50 am »
The system is invincible to everything except laughter. I thought this was known

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #622 on: May 04, 2017, 06:48:48 am »
Your boy was laughed all the way into the presidential palace hahaha wow look at his tiny hands

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #623 on: May 04, 2017, 06:55:22 am »
I commit more violence every time I take my morning dump than you've probably ever managed in your entire life and I'm barely in the middle of the pack around here in that respect. Some of these guys break out their own teeth when they get bored and there's nobody more deserving around.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #624 on: May 04, 2017, 06:58:00 am »
Who told you to laugh at tragedy, destroy yourself, and condemn violence against the system? Was it your friend?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #625 on: May 04, 2017, 07:25:47 am »
Who taught you reading comprehension? :lulz:

They let you down, Spanky.

But hey, dig those heels in harder. You're probably making headway.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #626 on: May 04, 2017, 07:30:25 am »
Not only do I not condemn violence against the system, I absolutely condone it in much the same way that I condone you flapping your arms and trying to fly.

If you think it'll get you off the ground I'm more than happy to offer all the encouragement I can.

:retard:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #627 on: May 04, 2017, 07:32:19 am »
Then satire harder. Same difference

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #628 on: May 04, 2017, 07:41:56 am »
Sorry to break it to you, Chuckles, but we kind of live in a post-satire world now. We've even Poe's Law-ed Poe's Law.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #629 on: May 04, 2017, 09:10:58 am »
 :lulz:

I'm still waiting to hear all about this theory of mind, among other things. Or should I just assume you're terminally dull?

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