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Or Kill Me / Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« on: February 07, 2020, 02:13:19 pm »
Every couple-few months I ask myself "do I miss that place?"

Then I stick my head on here and read some shit like this and I'm embarrassed that I let this place be a part of my life.

I don't have a point. My hate is a blunderbuss.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: ITT, I review alcoholic energy drinks for SCIENCE.
« on: November 03, 2019, 06:37:10 pm »
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.


And when the scholars came and sifted through the rubble of this vast ancient civilization, terrible and banal as though an entire empire had been made up of snack-deprived toddlers, they found nothing of redeeming value.

Nothing, that is, save for one lone post riding through the desert in a Honda full of silver.

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Apple Talk / Re: I have something important to say
« on: November 03, 2019, 06:04:57 pm »
ass bum poo fart

I haven't posted here in like 3 years now but I wanted to break radio silence long enough to tell you to get fucked.

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This topic has been moved to The peanut gallery to forever preserve another tragic and easily-prevented meltdown. Thank you all for your time, which you can never get back.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=34331.0

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Apple Talk / TO THE USER KNOWN AS "WAFFLE IRON"
« on: December 27, 2011, 11:37:19 pm »
YOU WILL POST A LINK TO A VIDEO CONTAINING RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOURSELF EATING A BITE OF LUTEFISK. WE REQUIRE THAT A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF THE LUTEFISK BE INCLUDED IN THE VIDEO FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES. YOU MAY WEAR A MASK, BUT IT MUST BE A MASQUERADE BALL-STYLE MASK THAT DOES NOT OBSCURE YOUR MOUTH OR NECK.

IN THE EVENT THAT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LUTEFISK, WE WILL ALLOW, AS A SUBSTITUTION, A VIDEO OF YOU FISTFIGHTING EITHER A RAINDEER OR VARG VIKERNES ALONG WITH A STILLSHOT OF THE PAGE IN YOUR MEDICAL FILE CONFIRMING A MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS OF LUTEFISK ALLERGY.

YOU WILL HAVE A PERIOD OF TEN DAYS IN WHICH TO COMPLETE THIS REQUIREMENT. SHOULD YOU FAIL TO SATISFACTORILY MEET OUR DEMANDS, YOUR USERNAME WILL BE CHANGED TO "MRS. CUDDLESWORTH" FOR A PERIOD OF INDEFINITE LENGTH OR UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS COMPLETED.

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Apple Talk / TO THE USER KNOWN AS "NPH TWID"
« on: December 27, 2011, 11:20:31 pm »
YOUR LACK OF VOWELS DISTURBS US AND RENDERS US BEFUDDLED AS TO THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF YOUR CHOSEN HANDLE, THEREFORE WE REQUIRE THAT YOU CHANGE IT WITH ALL HASTE.

HOWEVER, WE ARE ALSO A MAN OF SCIENCE AND RECOGNIZE THE IMPULSE BEHIND YOUR FOOLISH MESSAGE AS ONE THAT SERVES THE GREATER GOOD, THEREFORE WE DO NOT REQUIRE THAT THE NAME CHANGE BE A PERMANENT ONE. WE DEMAND THAT FOR A PERIOD OF ONE WEEK, YOUR PD.COM USER NAME WILL BE "AREOLA SHINERBOCK". YOU WILL KEEP A RUNNING JOURNAL AND DOCUMENT ANY BEHAVIORAL CHANGES EITHER REAL OR PERCEIVED IN THE USERS YOU INTERACT WITH DURING THAT TIME. YOU WILL ALSO TROLL AT LEAST ONE OTHER FORUM UNDER THAT NAME, PREFERABLY A PUA/SEDUCTION FORUM.

WE WILL ENABLE THE NAME-CHANGE FUNCTION AND GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO VOLUNTARILY COMPLY WITH OUR "REQUEST".

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Principia Discussion / Re: ATTN ECH:
« on: November 15, 2009, 08:53:34 pm »
Better late than never, eh?

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Bring and Brag / Re: Intermittens, FOR SALE?!
« on: April 23, 2009, 12:15:36 am »
I'll make one part of this argument very simple:

If Intermittens is intended to be sold for profit, then I do not wish this site to have anything to do with it including hosting links, threads in which the business of publishing/writing/editing Intermittens is discussed, or use of any content posted at this forum that is not specifically marked with a creative commons or public domain license.

period.

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bump.

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Bring and Brag / Re: superheronomics
« on: June 18, 2007, 06:52:21 pm »
bump.

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Principia Discussion / Re: HIMEOBS ---> Dead.
« on: May 29, 2007, 03:55:20 am »
I just noticed this thread.

I had to spend 15 minutes modding it. In the meantime, my better half stole 3/4 of my creamcheese brownie.

you people really fucking suck sometimes.

MGT,
you all owe me desert, fuckos

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Or Kill Me / Re: I have a Nightmare.....
« on: October 17, 2006, 06:30:33 pm »
10/10.

you mind if I move this to "Or Kill Me"? I think this is a hell of a rant.

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Principia Discussion / Re: OTHER VALUABLE DISCORDIAN SITES
« on: October 17, 2006, 12:19:38 am »
swote.

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Principia Discussion / Re: OTHER VALUABLE DISCORDIAN SITES
« on: October 11, 2006, 09:17:10 pm »
I'm not talking about the forum part, I'm talking about the actual www.principiadiscordia.com website.  Where the book, the shop, etc., are.  It would be nice to have POEE and BIP links there. 

oh.

I don't think I have control over those, just the forums. But I can pass the request along to the old Mgt.

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Principia Discussion / Re: OTHER VALUABLE DISCORDIAN SITES
« on: October 11, 2006, 02:25:46 pm »
there probably is. I'll ask Syn about it later today, as I have pretty much no idea what I'm doing as far as the forum software goes.

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