Seriously. I mean, come on, prove me wrong. We're going to get a Hung Parliament, unless Gordon Brown eats a live kitten on the air or something, and that Hung Parliament is a best case scenario, since it merely paralyses the state and so limits the damage government can do. After that, the next most likely scenario is the Tories win, and decide to ride the British economy down to the gory end, like Dr Strangelove and his nuke.
And if that's not bad enough, in the meantime we have to put up with Labour and Tory party activists behaving like...well, whiney brats. "ZOMG Labour MP hurt my feelings on Twitter!", "ROFL I used Photoshop to make this Tory poster funny". Honestly, if you want a poster that sums up this election, have a bunch of Tory and Labour MPs perform bukkake on an unwilling voter, and paste the photo all over London.
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And if that's not bad enough, in the meantime we have to put up with Labour and Tory party activists behaving like...well, whiney brats. "ZOMG Labour MP hurt my feelings on Twitter!", "ROFL I used Photoshop to make this Tory poster funny". Honestly, if you want a poster that sums up this election, have a bunch of Tory and Labour MPs perform bukkake on an unwilling voter, and paste the photo all over London.
Thank you for listening to this edition of "Cain Hates The British Political Elite And Wants Them To Be Covered In Honey And Let Loose in the Millenium Dome With A Swarm Of Killer Bees".
This ad was paid for by the Cynical Nihilist Alliance - destroying faith in society one mind at a time.