I can't promise you can keep my interest, but I will, for as long as it takes me to not forget this is here, respond to your embarrassing obsession.
What did you want to say to me?
TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Fujikoma on May 20, 2019, 05:58:27 AM
Shush squirel-boy. Also, Howl, stop picking on Nigel, I'm trying to get into that honeypot.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 20, 2019, 05:28:45 AMQuote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2019, 06:25:37 PM
Respondent is also having a bit of a laugh at all the suckers lining up to welcome her toxic ass back. Humans are stupid and never learn.
It has been my observation that when long-term members of a forum return after an extended hiatus, to be widely welcomed back by other long-termers, they almost invariably don't stay long. Once the first flush of nostalgia wears off, they discover that the reasons they originally left that forum are still in full effect.
Quote from: Fujikoma on May 19, 2019, 04:04:53 PMQuote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 18, 2019, 03:20:21 PMQuote from: Fujikoma on May 11, 2019, 03:23:06 AM
Look, ok, in my view, the bible IS truth... in the way an elder educates a toddler. That leaves a lot of room for interpretation. The toddler is now grown, to believe in Santa Claus is fucking foolish, well, except there's the whole regiment of Santa's Little Inquisition, which will nail you for heresy if you believe that Santa exists more in the symbolic sense to encourage us to be more generous with eachother.
I got in this discussion in a bar last night with an atheist, and I'm like, "Look, dude, think about the target audience, how do you think society would be different if the angel of the lord just started rambling about dinosaurs and explosions to begin with?"
I am pretty sure most religion is basically a very primitive attempt at science, in which crude observations of natural laws are attributed to an invisible hand. It's a lot like Libertarian economic logic.
Well, you can say the same about alchemy, and you know Isaac Newton was totally into that shit. You can't turn lead into gold, but alchemy actually makes sense if you assume they're talking about something other than, literal lead, and literal gold. I'm a bit biased, I'm actually convinced there is a God and that Jesus Christ was the Messiah...I know, it sounds crazy, maybe it IS crazy. Last night I was talking with my neighbor, and he cackled delightedtly when I was like, "What makes all this stupidity worth it is when, ok, imagine this, these good ol' boy hateful southern racist christians are going to die, get to heaven, and realize God is a black man."...
Quote from: LMNO on May 19, 2019, 09:17:20 PM
Old people vote in larger percentages.
Yes, I am blaming the young for not caring enough.
Quote from: Fujikoma on May 20, 2019, 01:59:55 AM
I actually like Nigel... I guess I should beware of the honeypot.
Quote from: Fujikoma on May 11, 2019, 03:23:06 AM
Look, ok, in my view, the bible IS truth... in the way an elder educates a toddler. That leaves a lot of room for interpretation. The toddler is now grown, to believe in Santa Claus is fucking foolish, well, except there's the whole regiment of Santa's Little Inquisition, which will nail you for heresy if you believe that Santa exists more in the symbolic sense to encourage us to be more generous with eachother.
I got in this discussion in a bar last night with an atheist, and I'm like, "Look, dude, think about the target audience, how do you think society would be different if the angel of the lord just started rambling about dinosaurs and explosions to begin with?"
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on May 18, 2019, 07:56:54 AM
Well hello again Nigel! Welcome back to PD.
Quote from: nullified on May 18, 2019, 08:02:36 AM
wow. That's a lot of really interesting stuff that is weirdly relevant to me! (I could probably be a damned case study in your epigenetics thing, and maybe unrelatedly???my sleep cycle is so broken that I just last night double-dosed on sedatives and only slept two hours despite desperately aiming for 7+.)
Anywhere you're putting any of this out, or is it more of a general research (as opposed to scientific or academic) or saving for publication sorta deal right now? I'd love to read more about it all, as I said, it's almost creepily relevant to my life.
Quote from: Fujikoma on May 18, 2019, 12:47:57 PM
Hey, Nigel, awesome! If you ever want to talk to someone with severe social deficiencies, assloads of developmental stress as well as a tendency to go nocturnal, pm me.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on May 18, 2019, 02:14:00 PM
I took last week off work to attendgardeninghorticulture classes at the local university, and one day I partook of a tour of the agriculture greenhouses.
At one point, the tour guide was showing off a greenhouse equipped with shades, and recounted how a researcher was having trouble getting a particular set of plants to flower, until she noted that the plants originated from Ecuador. So, they used the shades to produce a 50% day/night cycle, and the plants began flowering. (These greenhouses are above 52° N. Equal length days and nights aren't something we do here).
It would be interesting if individual (human) reactions to photoperiod was partially dependent on geographic origin. After all, lighter skin colour appears to be an adaptation to the amount of sunlight.
Quote from: nullified on May 18, 2019, 03:24:07 AM
That's awesome! I'm glad to hear it's been good for you, and it's good seeing you around here again.
Quote from: nullified on May 17, 2019, 11:50:27 AMQuote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2019, 07:03:19 AM
Hey spags.
I can't weigh in on Game of Thrones, because I quit watching it, but hey.
Hey! How have things been?
Quote from: Emo Howard on May 17, 2019, 07:12:19 AMQuote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 17, 2019, 07:03:19 AM
Hey spags.
I can't weigh in on Game of Thrones, because I quit watching it, but hey.
Well, hey!
Just a quick recap: the Chair of Swords became sentient and ate a dragon egg which caused it to evolve like a pokemon into the Chair of Guns and it shoots laser beams out of it's eyestalks and now everybody wants to sit on Tyrion, especially the Chair of Guns, who is now married to Galadriel.